Larry the Cable Guy is sort of like a white Tyler Perry, if Tyler Perry changed his name to Madea and stayed in character all the time. At long last, they’ll be working together, on A Madea Christmas. And Chad Michael Murray will be there too! If we could somehow get Stephen Baldwin, Nicholas Sparks, and the estate of Thomas Kinkade involved in this, it would be perfect.
Chad Michael Murray, Larry the Cable Guy, Tika Sumpter and Kathy Najimy are joining Tyler Perry in A Madea Christmas.
The story sees Madea getting coaxed into helping a friend pay her daughter a surprise visit in the country for Christmas. Their arrival, as the rural town prepares for its annual Christmas Carnival, prompts secrets to be revealed and old friendships test. Oh, and Madea dishes her special brand of spirit to all.
Murray will play the town bully, a redneck type who tries to control his wife and son.
Sumpter is one of his son’s teachers, someone Murray dislikes, while Larry is the quirky patriarch of the white side of an interracial marriage.
I don’t know what’s crazier, that America so enjoys getting their straight talk via a giant black man in a dress, or that they take antacid advice from a dude with no sleeves in a tobacco-juice covered baseball hat. All I know is, writing a Madea movie has to be the easiest ever. All you have to do is list a place that she would go! “Madea Goes to Christmas.” There, you’re done. And for this, the man is a multi-millionaire. I’m telling you, he’s really living some kind of charmed life. A semi-charmed life, you might even say…
But now I’m strugglin to survive, those days you were wearin’ that grandma’s dress, you’re the priestess, I must confess, those cotton-stuffed titties they pass the test, slid down around your belly, no need for an actress…
I want more like this!
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