If there was ever any doubt that Bam Margera was the least likable of the Jackass crew (a generally pretty likable crew, otherwise), let his latest music video buttsquirt that doubt or whatever. Set in Iceland with a naked dancing Icelandic stripper (I assume), Bam raps about how he wants to bend his dick to his ass (“so I could f*ck myself”) over some awful dub-step wub-wubbage. Uh, okay. He wears his usual collection of obnoxious clothes and pees in his own mouth like a monkey, high level satire. As always, his whole “I don’t even care, bro, I’ll make a music video about f*cking my own butt where I pee in my mouth because I don’t care so hard” attitude is undercut by the fact that he’s wearing about 26 different articles of clothing. Astronauts could get dressed faster. Is that a big part of his obnoxiousness, or is it everything else? And serious question, is this the worst song ever recorded?
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Poor Iceland.
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If anyone is thinking about actually watching this… don’t. I did and I deeply regret it. Don’t make my mistake.
Bam Margera was likable in the early CKY videos but fame has turned him into a total cockjob. I wish he could trade places with Ryan Dunn.
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are you talking about the videos with 5 minute masturbatory skateboading interludes that are nothing but bam doing tricks and conspicuously leaving his lambo in frame? cause if so, i obviously highly disagree
Seriously, when I saw this, all I could think was man, I bet I’d be the 5th person in the comments to make a “the wrong brother died” style joke. sadly, closer to 7th
FIRST
Also, Pennsylvania accents are the worst.
a mumbly incoherent alcoholic pennsylania accent no less
It might be the worst song ever. But, I’ll give Bam credit. He convinced (presumably) someone to foot the bill so he could go fuck some Icelandic hookers.
3:31 he looks so tired. like for one brief moment, he became self-aware. he looked down on his own urine-soaked teeth, and at his wallet, missing several hundred thousand krona, and in that second from 3:31 to 3:32, he realized he had to finish this music video.
bravo for existentialism
the chick in the video has a wonder pooper
I do not think it can get any worse than this. I wish he and Dunn could switch places.
It wasn’t even close: revulsion > desire to see Icelandic hooker ass = did not watch
This is a joke, right? I mean, it has to be, doesn’t it? One of those, I bet I can make a super terrible video about fucking myself and it’ll get a million hits on YouTube kind of jokes, right?
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE!
This guy’s worth like $45 million.
Fuck you, America.
proof there is no god, or justice
He may possess that much money, but I dispute your choice of the word “worth.”
Well put, Larry
This would make a great ad for hand sanitizer.
It seems like he took one of Brandon Dicamillo’s freestyles and decided to make a genuine song out of it.
He even steals the ass/keg simile from the “Skeletor and Beastman” skit.
This is the worst thing I’ve ever put in my ears.
He’s taking Dunn’s death pretty hard.
Like all other past shock-reality MV stars, Bam will keep trying to make himself relevant no matter how much the public disavows him. Bam Margera is Tom Green circa 2001. Let’s just hope if he gets testicular cancer it’s further metastacized. .
I’m going to have to cleanse my palate with a little CLAPTRAP BEATBOX TIME!
Finally the proprietors at Guantanomo Bay have something new for the torture playlist. It was getting a little stagnant anyway.
Saying “check out this terrible song” is the Internet equivalent of “here, smell this.”
Apparently he can even pee in other people’s ears as well, not just his own mouth.
Because this was piss.
I wish we could trade Bam for Ryan Dunn. The wrong Dunn died.
Man I have to start reading comments again because mine was what everyone else said. Well if this was a democracy…
It’s was impressive when he made himself less likable than the Bloodhound Gang on his own show. I’ll be the fourth vote for the “Bring back Dunn!” Movement.
Ugh. The Bloodhound Gang. Thanks for reminding me they existed. The Philadelphia suburbs were quite the douchebag factory in the 90′s.
“My big fat hairy tight little d*ck”
If you reread that lyric more than twice, you will start to bleed from the nose.
I watched it. It was terrible. But skip to the very end and you get a nice gem. “Bam Margera has gone full retard” scrolls the screen.
YALL CRACKAS DON’T KNOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE TERRIBLE? SMH. These comments are the equivalent of going to mcdonalds and complaining that they don’t have kobe beef.
Who are you calling cracka? I happen to be a peckerwood, of the Boston Peckerwoods, good sir.
I have to present myself as a stereotypical black internet user to balance out my real life nerdy uncle tom persona.
The girl is attractive.
The girl is NOT attractive, scary I think. She’s actually a model, don’t know why, and Bam’s girlfriend but she might as well be a hooker.
I’ve always thought that the title “Jackass” applied to Bam, the rest of the crew should be called “Dangerous Nutty Gentlemen”. There insults I could hurl that wouldn’t be redundant since Bam is a parody of himself. The only thing that bothers me, is that some people are going to like this.
I heard about this video on Tony Hawk’s radio show, they seemed into it, they talked about it enough. Definitely a joke video not to be taken seriously.
Well yeah, I assumed it was a joke video, it’s just a really unfunny, hard-to-watch one.
Hey Bam,Paris Hilton called. She says to shut the fuck up.
Cool idea though.
Bam Margera always looks like a vagrant that went nuts in a trift store.
Rap Game Jim Belushi
Who doesn’t love a 33-year-old skate punk? Nice sideways knit cap, sir.
It’s during moments like this i really miss Ryan Dunn.
GREAT ASS
Great ass, scarring music.
Rob Dyrdek, this is your wakeup call.
Dyrdek is waayyy better!!! I don’t think he’ll fall down this path.
Yes Bam, please, go fuck yourself.
How can it be the worst video ever with such quality acting? I really thought that chick was into him, impressive.
It isn’t in contention with being the worst recorded song ever if you don’t have contests on who can last the longest listening to it. This has been a contender for me since college. Dare you to last the whole song!
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I’d like this video better if he pissed in his own mouth…with a pistol.
I actually caught an interview he did on 94.1 (Philly) right after he returned from this trip. He talked about how Tom Cruise’s people had reached out to him to come hang out with Tom (I don’t remember but I think Tom was there shooting for a movie or something). He said he initially agreed but eventually backed out because of his schedule. Wasn’t this the trip where he canoed (?) over a waterfall and ended up injuring himself? I wish that meeting had taken place and been recorded.
damn thats catchy said nobody ever.
Tom Cruise called for the meet, but only because he was trying to trap Bam in a locked room somewhere secret and cold to rant to him about the joys of Scientology for a week or so, no food, no water, no smoke breaks, no sex, no farting. Bam would make an awesome OTIII. I want to see him slam-dunk Xenu and those pesky body thetans. If anyone can do it, Bam can.
He looks like he swims in pools of alcohol.
Pretty sure I’m the first to comment this but I like it. It’s a fucking joke people and its funny. Obviously you all have something stuck up your own asses to realize it. Also, Bam is selling out shows almost every night to perform for his fans so tell me again how he’s the least like able?
Sounds about like all the other stuff on the radio to me, except it’s got a little bit of humor to it. IDK what does everyone expect from him lol a freakin symphony? Yeah it’s dumb but I think that’s the point.
Ha! All these comments & obviously no one knows what the fuck they are talking about! The video is supposed to be stupid. Stupid enough for u all to watch/take the time to comment on. As for the hooker everyone is referring to…that’s actually his girlfriend, nicki! Get a life if u have nothin better 2 do than talk shit