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I've always said that press junkets for movies should be more like monster truck rallies - SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! WATCH FIRE-BREATHING TRUCKASAURUS TEAR OFF JESSICA CHASTAIN'S CHROME-TITTED BIKINI! PLUS, CANDLEBOX - and it seems the folks in charge of Arnold Schwarzenegger's The Last Stand and I think alike. Because today at Melody Ranch Studios outside Valencia- er, Santa Clarita, all the LA-based movie bloggers and critics got invited out to watch Arnold Schwarzenegger drive a tank over a car, crushing it like so much Brazilian poontang. I wasn't able to attend personally, because I'm up here in San Francisco getting my bike seat stolen by crackheads outside Zero Dark Thirty screenings, but luckily I can still see the pictures thanks to this thing called the internet. It's a wonderful time to be alive.
This means the movie is going to be really good, right?
Digging the flannel shirt, khakis, and business casual shoes. Arnold looks like my uncle here. My uncle sells farm real estate in Fresno, incidentally.
[pic via GermainLussier]
"Tanks ah eeleegal to drife een Kahlifoahnya, did you know dat? I had to gif myself a special exemption ven I vas da gahvena."
[pic via DrewMcWeeny]
"An heah I aam in da tank again. Heah I am crahshin anudda cah. ...Ow, dat heurt."
[Photo by DrewMcWeeny]
Apparently the car he crushed was a "hippie" Mercedes. Which is funny, because you know this whole event was planned by gay publicists from West Hollywood.
[via JenYamato]
Not from today, but still relevant, for obvious reasons.
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Getting your bike seat stolen isn’t necessarily frowned upon in San Francisco Vince.
You don’t even want to know what it’s a euphemism for.
Vince had to ride the pole home.
If the crackheads are about, utilize the Fast Pass.
“Dis tahnk ees bigga den my shoo!”
I’ve heard so little discussion about this movie that I’m not sure how foolish I am to think that it actually looks kind of good. And hooray for tanks running over things that aren’t Chinese students.
He did this last week too just to go to the post office.
MOOOOOVE!!! I’m building a gym heah and deas nutting you can do about it. Daddy has to deadlift. A day wit out deadlifts eez like a day wit out teh mulatto sechs (I’m meta).
This is something he’ll do to your car if you don’t like his movie. Vince should count himself lucky he didn’t get invited.
Tank you Califoornia!
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I realllllly hope the director can work his magics and make me love this as hard as I loved the Good, The Bad, The Weird.