
Fix your tie; you look like an assh*le.
It’s been a couple weeks since I last shared some Netflix suggestions and as a result, there are an absolute ton of movies that we’ve discussed in the past and are now streaming. So here they are: Casa de mi Padre, Monster Brawl, Home Run Showdown, Madison County, Freak Dance, The American Dream, Like Crazy, Golden Winter, The Invisible War, Silent House, Take This Waltz, Hugo, Snowman’s Land, Strippers vs. Werewolves, The Hole, Sand Sharks, Young Adult, and General Education. If -somehow- your thorough but eclectic tastes mean that you’ve already seen each of those films, here are my personal suggestions for this week:
-
Following
Long before he gave us The Dark Knight trilogy, Christopher Nolan made Following, his debut feature. It’s about a young writer who follows random people around London in hopes of finding inspiration for a novel. As this is from the same guy who gave us Memento and Inception, I’m guessing the plot is a fairly simple and straightforward meditation on regular peoples’ daily lives. Then again, the Criterion Collection edition of Following that comes out next week includes a chronological edit of the film as a special feature, so maybe not.
-
Re-Animator
This horror classic from 1985 stars Jeffrey Combs, the character actor who is degrading himself as the head burglar in Elf-Man. Loosely based on an H.P. Lovecraft story, this film is about a med student successfully reanimating dead bodies. Oh yeah, this is also that flick which includes a scene in which a severed head performs oral sex. They mentioned it in American Beauty, so you know it’s quality.
-
Dogtooth (pictured above)
I mentioned this Greek Oscar-nominated film earlier when discussing writer/director Giorgos Lanthimos new film Alps, and –especially as a streaming option- it really is worth checking out. Yes, it makes almost no sense, but that’s not because the characters are all doing insane things like hunting cats and beating each other with VCRs; the reason it doesn’t make much sense is because nobody is speaking English. Turn on the subtitles and you’ll be fine.
-
Doggie B
This film has nothing whatsoever to do with this week’s DVDs, but it hit DVD last week and I was too busy traveling 1100 miles just so my kids could barf all over my grandmother’s 90th birthday party to share it with you, so I’m making amends by sharing it now. This is that break-dancing-dogs-save-the-doggie-rec-center flick that we’ve all been waiting for since Vince first shared its poster and trailer with us in August. It’s funny really: this week’s streaming suggestions include an undisputed classic of the horror genre, an Oscar-nominated film, and even a Criterion Collection-approved feature from one of today’s hottest directors, and yet this is the only film I really believe any of you will be streaming this week. Congratulations on your impeccable taste.



“In July 2012, three filmmakers entered Longfellow Asylum to shoot a documentary. Their footage was found. They were not.”
Oohhh…why couldn’t it have been the other way ’round?
Read more: [filmdrunk.uproxx.com]
Someday Peter R. will be famous… someday.
“a childless couple who try to cope with their childlessness by writing down all the amazing traits their child would’ve had, putting that list in a box, and burying it in their garden -because that is what well-balanced people suitable for child-rearing do”
This made me laugh more than it should have.
Justin Halpern keeps hectoring me to see this movie, because it’s apparently trying super hard to make you cry the entire time.
I seem to remember watching “Following” and feeling like it had to have been to inspiration for that awful Robin Williams movie “One Hour Photo” for some reason. Can’t remember why now, and apparently I rated it 2-stars on Netflix, so there’s my non-endorsement.
I dont know why but i read Olivia Wilde as Oscar Wilde more often than not.
Somewhere I know there is a good gay joke for this but I’ve honestly never read any Oscar Wilde and I never intend to.
No object is so beautiful that under certain conditions it will not look ugly.
He didn’t say that about Olivia Wilde but I can’t help think it.
I am so excited to strap a huge American flag to the back of my chopper and ride it around a graveyard. ‘Murica!
“When Christian is threatened with school suspension for bringing his bible to school…” As a white “Christian” I’m glad someone had the guts to speak the truth. We absolutely should use our soldier’s sacrifices to push for the rights of the majority. Truly this generation’s Triumph of the Will.
Dogtooth was amazing.
agreed
13/13/13, coming to theaters on January 13, 2014.
What’s going on with Olivia Wilde’s jaw? She looks like Robert Z’Dar.
Butter was pretty funny and the selling point isn’t so much that Olivia Wilde does a strip tease but that she MAKES OUT WITH ASHLEY GREENE!
Are comments indexed by google? Because Ashley Greene and Olivia Wilde have a hot lesbian sesh. With tons of deep lesbian kissing and I think Olivia Wilde goes down on Ashley Greene if I recall.
Also I don’t know what you did to your Netflix links, but they all try and make me resubscribe to my disc based plan. Just a heads up before people start bitching.