DUDES (and I mean that in the gender-neutral sense of the word)! Have you ever wanted to watch Miami Connection in high-def DVD or Blu-Ray video while rocking out to synth pop on vinyl and wearing a shirt that keeps your guns free while you air keytar? Who am I kidding, of course you have. Well guess what, today is your lucky day, because I have just such a prize pack to give away in honor of Miami Connection’s DVD release. Miami Connection hits DVD, Blu-Ray, VOD, SBD, and most importantly, VHS, today, and you can watch it in high-def right here for $6. So even if you don’t win this sweet prize pack, it’s still a pretty good day.

DO you want to win this prize package? (*points at crotch*)

Here’s how: Be the fourth person to email me correctly answering the following question: What are either of the two alternate titles for Miami Connection (not on IMDB)?

[UPDATE: CLOSED. Congrats, Johnny.]

After the jump, enjoy some Miami Connection trailers and gif-related fun.

Maurice Smith was rightly lauded for his performance, but let’s not forget my favorite extra, braless bouncing boob lady:

I love you, Bouncy 80s nightclub lady.

Probably the best synopsis ever written:

The year is 1987. Motorcycle ninjas tighten their grip on Florida’s narcotics trade, viciously annihilating anyone who dares move in on their turf. Multi-national martial arts rock band Dragon Sound have had enough, and embark on a roundhouse wreck-wave of crime-crushing justice. When not chasing beach bunnies or performing their hit song “Against the Ninja,” Mark (kung-fu master/inspirational speaker Y.K. Kim) and the boys are kicking and chopping at the drug world’s smelliest underbelly. It’ll take every ounce of their blood and courage, but Dragon Sounds can’t stop until they’ve completely destroyed the dealers, the drunk bikers, the kill-crazy ninjas, the middle-aged thugs, the “stupid cocaine”…and the entire MIAMI CONNECTION!!!