Dead Raccoon with Get Well Soon Balloon

Frotcast Bret sent me this picture, which is fitting, as it’s basically Bret’s entire sense of humor summed up in one photo. After I posted it, I found out it was taken by Meaning of Robots director Matt Lenski. Well well well, small frickin’ world, huh? [via FecalFace]

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Give A Compliment | Get A Compliment |High Definite|

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