
Above is an image from “I’m Learning to Apologise for My Metabolism,” a proposed photo book on Kickstarter discovered by our friend Lindy West. Now, we all know Hollywood and the media set an unrealistic, unhealthy body standard that few young women can hope to live up to. And you hear a lot about the brave men and women who rightly challenge this standard, risking much in the process. But what about the women who, through no fault of their own, do live up to that standard? Surely they don’t deserve your judgments and pre-conceived notions, just because they happen to be blessed with flat stomachs and supple, unblemished breasts. Society is busy teaching our children that it’s okay to hate the beautiful and that’s just wrong! Britton Delizia’s book aims to shine a spotlight on these, the real victims, hated and disparaged for their timeless beauty.
To be fair, I can’t tell if this is tongue-in-cheek.
Its undeniable that when we stand a skinny, athletic or even average sized female next to a larger (even if less healthy, overweight or obese) female, that unless we live outside of this stigma, we as Americans will assume that the heavier person is funnier, smarter, nicer, and less sexually promiscuous, all because she is not as thin or physically fit than the girl next to her.
Its undeniable that when we stand a skinny, athletic or even average sized female next to a larger (even if less healthy, overweight or obese) female, that unless we live outside of this stigma, we as Americans will assume that the heavier person is funnier, smarter, nicer, and less sexually promiscuous, all because she is not as thin or physically fit than the girl next to her.
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I think this book will probably upset a few people, i think it will be looked at wrong by some people.. But.. if it just makes it into the hands of ONE little girl who feels like she has to be overweight to fit in with the current 70% of the overweight population of America, and it gives her the strength to know that being healthy isnt a bad thing.
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This thing has already taken a life of its own , the insurgence of women who feel they have been put into box where they are allowed to be attacked but are not allowed to defend themselves, where they can be mocked and assaulted for having an ideal size, or for working on their body , but where the inverse is a protected category of people who if you were to repeat to them the inverse ( Girl you look like you need a sandwich VS You should skip a meal) you could be fired , assaulted, or arrested for a hate crime. [source]
You guys, this is going to sound like a strong word, but I’m going to use it anyway: Britton Delizia is a hero. Giving voice to the voiceless. The pinups, the octagon girls, the lowrider magazine models. Would you like to hear more about her? Of course you would.

Im a 25 year old mother of one , im 5’7” and stay around 140 pounds
I used to be super skinny as a young girl and heard so many comments about my weight , i ate fine, but i had and active life outside of school and through no intentions of my own, never put weight on.
Now at 130+ i model professionally part time in arenas from fitness , and pinup , to music video and print work. I know the industry is kinder to women with leaner bodies , but out in the real world i have been told i looked anorexic , or needed to eat more, even by girls lighter than me but whose bmi was higher, just because i try to keep myself toned.
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As a mom , it just terrifies me that there are little girls out there, who, instead of being told they can look like a disney princess AND be smart, and well educated , they are told that its either or.
No child should be taught that being healthy , or active, or pretty , means your dirty, or dumb.
I will say it again: hero. And if she’s 140 pounds, she certainly doesn’t look it. The only explanation I can think of is that the eagle she has tattooed on her crotch must be holding a watermelon in its beak.



her fake boobs must weigh 20 lbs each
Should have read: “Woman with really bad features, who work hard on their bodies and get huge bolt-ons are people too. They shouldn’t be judged any more than fatties.”
Slogan: “Butterfaces: you’ll love us at last call.”
To answer her sign: Good news, you’re neither!
“your dirty or dumb” You’re*
I just emptied my bank account.
I just emptied my bank account too. Now I have a dirty sock and I hate myself.
It’s the circle of life.
^^Too funny.
Her butt is just as goob as anyone else’s.
Can’t…tell…if…sarcastic…slowly….killing me
Welp, now I know that she’s serious…it’s still killing me.
I’m not here to apologize about my large penis. I didn’t have a choice at birth between being good looking OR having a large penis.
Help me tell the people of the world that my large penis doesn’t mean I’m not a human being too.
Buy a prius, that will help distract people from your monster dong.
Skinny bitch, eat a sandwich!
-polishes off 2 liter of Mountain Dew and 2nd Baconator. Sweats profusely.
I dunno, between the pontoons in her chest and the awful, hipster bandwagon tattoos all over her, I’m gonna go with she never really was faced with the choice of smart or pretty.
I said, “Haha boom!” out loud.
It’s just science; pretty girls don’t get to be smart because no man ever asks them a question he’s sure she won’t know the answer to. “Of course, Paris is the capital of Berlin!” *leans over to check marking*
Also, I fail to believe anyone THAT smart would get that many tattoos.
What’s the correlation between intelligence and ink? I assume that someone judging the intelligence of others is basing their stance upon some scientific evidence and not merely their own baseless idiotic whims, right?
You don’t see a ton of neck-tattoo sporting professionals in high profile positions that require anything more than being physically fit and showing up when they are ready to start shooting. Not a lot of Nobel Prize Winners/Nominees with “Born to Lose” emblazoned on their knuckles. Lots of Baristas and Bicycle Messngers though. Maybe MENSA has an “otherwise unemployable courier and waitstaff” division we don’t know about?
Number of tattoos Stephen Hawking and Alfred Einstein have = 0
Number of tattoos guy who just asked me for change for bus rides has = All Of Them
I would put money on the ratio of tattoo coverage to higher education level attained being inversely proportional.
No no no, you see it’s because if you go into a tattoo parlour and start bragging about your Masters in Philosophy, they won’t let you get a tattoo. Tattooists are PRICKS.
It tattoo location also.
I have a former roommate who’s a professor at a prominent public university. He has tattoos up one of his arms extending across his back, but you’d never see them in work clothes.
chances of you voicing your opinions about tattoos to someone with tattoos = 0%
/has sleeves, hands, and throat done
//typing this from my office in operations management
Likewise, I’m not going to walk into the middle of a redneck hillbilly bar in the midwest and start mouthing off about gun control, because – and this is the important part – I’m not retarded.
But way to prove my point – “Say that shit again and I’ll punch you in the face”. Another victory for brains over brawn!
I sort of agree with what might be a part of this.
It is bullshit that society is working so hard to promote the whole “real women have curves” thing. To be accurate, it should be “some real women have curves, but other real women do not”.
We’re not all skinny, but we’re not all overweight either. We’re all allowed to eat carefully and exercise if we want, or to eat shit-tons of BBQ if we want. Doesn’t really make us less real.
However, I feel like posting a picture of yourself in a sports bra and no shirt might not be the best way to show that you’re smart. I know when I applied to engineering school, I went with a monocle while topless.
And the monocle wasn’t over my eye.
The Vagina Monocles! Huzzah!
The “real women have curves” thing annoys me to no end. Is it really so much better that we tout Kelly Brooke as having the ideal body than Kate Moss? No, it’s all pretty shitty.
This woman isn’t helping.
As someone who was mercilessly teased growing up for being skinny, I would never want this woman as a role model.
“Estimated delivery is set for 2 years because the project will include over 100 women.”
“What, you expect I can find more than one non-fattie a week? There might not even be that many left in America! WE ARE OPPRESSED.”
I assume the fat chick is an easier lay and will do more wild stuff, and that is usually the case.
and then your dick smells like frumundah cheese and lack of washing. No thanks.
And Eddie’s unemployed with adult acne and bad teeth, so there really wasn’t a choice, just a post facto rationalization to avoid cognitive dissidence.
AB, all your big words will not distract from your lack of troll awareness.
^i like the cut of ur jib
Wouldn’t a simple “Haters gonna hate” suffice? This seems like the most extreme response to a (probable) sarcastic facebook comment imaginable. Maybe she could run for president and come up with a law that says simply “FAKE TITS AND CRUNCHES, YOLO FATTIES.” That would probably be more extreme.
That is totally her next tattoo. Written in Comic Sans.
Ohhh, honey……no…….. just, no
I was just thinking, man she really needs a gay friend to say something like this to her.
That bird should be careful that it doesn’t melt its wings–it flies too close to something that almost definitely burns.
Ya burnt!
we as Americans will assume that the heavier person is funnier, smarter, nicer, and less sexually promiscuous
More like… we as Americans will assume that the heavier person is depressed, nerdy, sloven and desperate.
Is she like 90% super dense muscle? I mean, that’s a reasonable weight for someone who’s 5’7″, but she looks slimmer than that.
What do you want to bet that she’s also the super judgey judge type who thinks everyone bigger than a size 6 is a jealous fattie who hates her?
Really they are just looking at her fake tits and multiple tats and assuming she is a skank.
Nah. I think we’re all looking at her fake tits and multiple tats and assuming she’s dumb as a bag of hammers.
No, we assume she’s dumb as a bag of hammers because of the dead behind the eyes gaze.
Does it really matter how smart/pretty a girl is when you’re busting on her butt?
*accepts Man of the Year award*
It does when you consider whether or not she’s smart enough to make you a sandwich afterwards.
/steals Man of the Year award out from under morganfreemason
That’s the hardest part of picking out art for your neck tattoo. I mean, you want your neck tattoo to say *smart* obviously, but also *pretty*. It took me forever to settle on half naked mermaid wearing a mortar board.
Yeah it must suck to get free alcohol, weed, or cocaine at any party or bar you go to at any time. Gotta be tough to listen to your friends complain about how hard it is for them to keep the pounds off. Regular John Nashes here, having to waste your time teaching math when you should be revolutionizing economics or whatever.
Uh oh. Don’t go to her facebook page. The amount of “not getting it” is at dangerously high levels there, too.
Yeah, I didn’t want to bag on her too hard, but her “work and education” definitely includes a strip club in Tampa.
and the education part lists a high school but no graduation year. I’m so surprised.
Haha. Instead of the pre-med stripper, now it’s “I’m just working here until my Kickstarter campaign takes off”.
She also has the honor of being able to connect Florida with Nevada in her lifetime.
That connection is like a wormhole in the Slut/Tard Continuum.
And OH MY the photos, THE PHOTOS!!!
I’d totally bang her. Just saying
Her boyfriend/husband/babby-daddy might snort a can of Monster Energy drink chug some creatine and then curl you to death.
The time someone draws a caricature of you, with nipples showing, is probably a moment to reassess your life choices
Alternately, I like how her whole raison d’etre consists of empowering “naturally” skinny women yet her own profile picture looks like hipster Ann Frank’s last day in the attic.
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I consider myself “Thick”. If you have an issue with that, or want to argue over the various incorrect definitions or examples you want to bring up.
Just press unfriend..
Its way easier that way.. for both of us.”
Who wouldn’t want to be her friend?
Also, it’s my experience that most attractive girls are dumb, purely because they’re too stupid to realise how to stop perverts getting access to private photos on Facebook. The direct correlation between number of pouting photos and the ability to access those photos also amuses me.
Jeesus. She looks like the “after” photo for the don’t do meth campaigns.
There is such a thing as being fit and ugly.
Nail —> head.
She should have made this a campaign for butterfaces.
Can we make Butterfaces a sub-fetish now?
Ooh, she would hate that title what with butter being fattening and all.
I’m taking the easy way on this one:
2/10 would not bang
backed
Thirded
I can’t get past the ShamWow Face enough to take this seriously.
I do agree with her in that we should stop telling young girls that it’s okay to be fat and overweight, but the neck tattoo is definitely going to hurt her cause. She’s no skinny girl reverend King that’s for damn sure.
Ugly, pretty, smart, dumb. Doesn’t really matter when you’re camera takes pictures this sh**ty.
*your
Jesus.
am I the only one who thinks Film Drunk’s comments section regulars would make up a great collection of fucktards for a regular message board? Somebody get on this.
It basically is. I mean Vince creates the new topic, we all reply.
She wants $20,000. I don’t know shit about publishing, but how is this picture book going to cost that much? Plus who in the fuck is going to pay enough for her to reach this goal in a little over a month?
Wouldn’t a group of pictures of fit girls holding signs telling fat people to fuck off work better as a tumblr page anyway? It’d cost nothing and you could endlessly update it and get your message out quicker and, presumably, to more people. Fuck.
I don’t know about Vegas, but out here in SF, we want girls(guys) who are both smart and fit.
Dr. Strangejugs, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love my Mods
Love it.
Real Women Have Curves usually = “Accept, without comment, that I am undisciplined in my diet as well as lazy in my excercise”
And hey fat chicks!!! Quit posting pictures of Marilyn Monroe.
A. That bitch isn’t fat.
B. Do you really want a drugged out person famous for sleeping with other peoples husbands and killing herself to be you patron saint?
Put down the cheese, turn off the reality television, and go for a fucking jog.
Damn… Facebook has really filled me with a rage I was unaware of.
i kinda hate it when chicks use marilyn monroe as a role model for the stupid shit they do
Thirded
Wait… Lindy has seen this and it hasn’t made Jezebel, yet?
I still have time to get my popcorn ready!
Wonder if her husband competes as a Strawman.
Seems like she’s putting in way too much work to be a hand model…
“I’m sorry that the eyebrows I drew on myself aren’t the ones you didn’t over-zealously pluck out entirely.”
I dunno, she looks like she can take a punch and if that’s all my dad looked for in my mom then I don’t know where I’m going with this.
Since I can’t add anymore zingers to this discussion, just gonna say you all did a great job.
Oh look, an unintelligent person is horribly misguided.
i love everything about these comments…LOL
This can’t happen soon enough:
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I hope she does foot porn
[itsbritt.com]
*scrolls down
sweet…
Plenty of other porn, too.
No references to the girl with the butthole tattoo? For shame, commentariat.
I would not let her make me a sandwich. She seems so dirty.
The secret to her staying so thin and having such plastic breast is eating pussy for money.
Wow, look at all these negative comments about her physical appearance based on a photograph. If only there was some kind of social movement where people stood up and said, hey, it doesn’t help anyone or anything to make someone feel bad about their body, especially when you don’t know their life story and they can’t always control aspects of their appearance. Hm. Well, looks like you’re on your own, there, babycakes *Rides away on a unicorn into the sunset*
The negative comments mainly focused on her chosen, obnoxious modifications to her personal appearance. Namely the terrible fake tits and neck tattoos. She’s not being made to feel bad about her body, but by her dumbass choices to alter it for the worse.
And the fact that her obnoxious playing the victim when she’s clearly happy with how she looks and her workout regiment. You’re skinny because of genes and/or working out? Good. Be proud and stop complaining. There’s nothing to be unhappy about and if you have people around you saying negative things about it tell them to fuck off. But instead she’s looking for sympathy and money in order to exploit her “problem” and it’s hilarious. I honestly thought it was a joke, but then I was sad that it wasn’t.
In other words, they couldn’t take these “criticisms” (if I were being accused of being too fit I think I’d be pretty fucking happy) in stride. No, they have to make a 100 page picture book of them in sports bras showing off their fitness and holding signs saying “FUCK YOU I’M FUN EVEN THOUGH I’M SKINNY” which is the opposite of fun to me.
Real woman have fake tits.
I’m sorry the boobs I worked to pay for aren’t as good as the ones you had the genes for.
So you would be fine with a guy who has a penis implant?
Penis implants are a thing? There is hope.
Lindy gave them a lot of money right?
/Viewed picture.
/Immediately went out and got a hepatitis shot.
It pleases me to no end that this Kickstarter has already failed. Maybe some fit women are criticized for their appearance, but not even close to the level that fatter people are criticized. To claim that fat and obesity are “protected” in our culture is just wrong. In what world does this woman think she lives? Also, in this era, who the hell needs $20,000 dollars to write and publish a book? She obviously knows how to use a computer, so type out your story, add in your pictures, and PDF that shit.