Okay, you can all stop making “Jack Reacharound” jokes now. This Photoshop did it better than you were going to anyway. |FunnyorDie|

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Mysterious package addressed to Indiana Jones arrives at U of Chicago |Film Drunk|

Brendan shares one of his earliest memories, and, of course, it involves poop |Frotcast|

Best family Christmas photo ever?
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The Best And Worst Things About The Sci-fi Movies Of 2012 |Gamma Squad|

The Internet’s 15 Best Tributes To ‘Home Alone’ |UPROXX|

‘SNL’ Recap: Martin Short And Paul McCartney |Warming Glow|

Some Iowa Baseball Players Are Being Haunted By A Ghost That Steals Panties |With Leather|

10 Must-Have Liquors For The Holiday Season |Smoking Section|

Danny Amendola Got Grit In Your Eyes |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

I like girls because squishy |theChive|

The 7 Absolute Worst Ads Of 2012 |Buzzfeed|

Amanda Seyfried Threw Anne Hathaway’s Vagina Under The Bus |The Superficial|

12 Letters That Didn’t Make the Alphabet |Mental Floss|

The Gummy Awards: Your Favorite TV Shows Of 2012 |Videogum|

Tom Cruise Is A Giant |IDLYITW|

Gluttonous Puppy Loses Self Control |Clip Nation|

Five Ways Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings are Better than Each Other |Pajiba|

The 10 Greatest Apocalypse Movies |Fark|

The Three Best Megan Fox GIFs of 2012 |Brobible|

Dido Ft. Kendrick Lamar – Let Us Move On |High Definite|

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