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This week on the Frotcast, your last Frotcast before Christmas, we brought Matt Ufford on down to talk about bad sportswriting and our favorite movies and stuff of 2012. I called it the Bests Uff 2012. Get it? Do you see what I did there? Anyway, Les Mis songs were sung about rat poop, the James Hetfield Soundboard was played with, films were argued over – such as Moonrise Kingdom and Magic Mike – and a good time was had by all. Frot on, and be excellent to each other.
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That James Hetfield soundboard is a productivity killer.
It’s the best frotcast find since Daves Like These.
Please append Super Hexagon to my list of best videogames no one cared about.
I’m interested in your comedy list. I’m guessing Vince is not on it.
Bret is my spirit animal. By the transitive property, squirrels are also my spirit animal.
Sweeeeeeeet. Can’t wait to listen!
Autotune plug-in for Pro Tools too expensive? Sodomize a cat!
Seriously how is Skyfall getting such amazing reviews? Is it just because Quantum of Shit was so terrible? Oh and great frotcast as usual, thankyoukindly.
I can’t get onboard with Moonrise Kingdom. The Royal Tenenbaums and the life Aquatic are my favorites because the main characters are assholes. I think that Royal and Stezie are necessary contrasts to the dollhouse style Anderson uses to direct.
The Avengers is definitely my favorite of 2012, even though it’s full of holes. But I’ve yet to see This is 40 and Django Unchained.
Also, why do chicks hate Archer?
I think Matt needs a new blog called “A Marine’s Take” so he can tell people about military culture (which fascinates me), call us pussies and tell us to get a haircut.
Masturbate on BART, jizzing on the tracks, ready with a handshake and an open palm…
You know what else is full of holes? (hint: it’s the woman who birthed you) ;-)
Sorry…you see “full of holes” and you just have to do it. It’s an addiction, and I can’t help myself.
That’s okay, I’m comfortable ‘your mom’ jokes. She hates Archer too.
That’s testing the limits of unconditional love, right there.
Here’s the AutoTune nightmare: [youtu.be]
Bret’s ‘ocean of shit’ sounds like a Jim Lahey-ism:
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Fuck robopanda beat me to it but christ Bret is my spirit animal and I want to feel very confused with him alone in the dark
I tend to zone out during the serious cat political discussions, but “Armond White being waterboarded” pulled me right back in
I want to start a band called Sock Full of Feces and I want our first album to be called Diaphanous Membrane. Who’s with me? I can’t play an instrument anymore, but I don’t think that stops most bands these days, does it?
I also personally enjoyed Bret’s “watch as I got back and forth and say ‘right’ a lot.”
bret nailed it w/ moonrise kingdom. yea. if you didnt want to hate any kind of artifice so much vince u wood see the truth.