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This week on the Frotcast, our old friend, San Francisco comedian Matt Louv (The Museum of Comedy) drops by to read us more of his award-winning Rejected OKCupid Emails, and, even better, a concerned letter he received from his mom following his last appearance. It’s pretty great. In addition, we discuss some of the ol’ movie news, including John Travolta’s new music video, and Matt’s take on Beasts of the Southern Wild. Then Ben explains the plot of all those awards-season movies that you may have missed.
We answer your listener questions about marriage proposals and you friends who won’t play video games with you anymore (keep the questions coming!), and rank the ideal poop. Enjoy. And come see me and Matt riff on Invaders from Mars next Friday at Lost Weekend Video.
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“Triceratwat” got Crystal Light Raspberry Lemonade out the old Klingon snout!
I think that lady-caller said she was “Donald Ducking”. I assume this means she was wearing a shirt with no pants? Or that my grandfather does a spot-on impression of her? Probably both – AMIRITE LADIES?!?!??
I heard “Donald Ducking” as well and yes that is wearing a shirt and no pants. She must be a big fan of your voices.
I also heard “Donald Ducking” meaning she is abandoning her three young nephews with her creepy rich Uncle and his long-term “pilot”.
Agreed, though I prefer Bob’s idea.
“I think you spooked the waitress at Olive Garden…”
(Vince explodes)
I laughed so hard at this frotcast. It has to be one of the funniest I have ever listened to.
You guys are quite welcome to go over 2 hours any time when you bring the funny like this. This has to rank in my top 10% of the frotcasts. While it never quite reached that level of laughing so hard my whole body hurts and I’m almost suffocating because I can hardly breathe that a few of the drunken Lindy classics reached, it was extremely consistent with a high level of humor throughout. Everybody brought the goods this week. Matt Louv’s OKCupid messages are the gift that keeps on giving.
This was Ben’s finest work to date. My dick is so hard.