
I was really into this Kevin-Clash-gets-accused-of-statutory rape show when it first came out, but ever since the first guy told everyone he got paid $125K in hush money, and they tried to replace him with another guy who just wants money and might be lying, it really jumped the shark. You can’t just recast the victim like that mid season. But they’re still trying to make it work, even though Kevin Clash has already resigned, and anyone who comes forward now will have even less credibility.
The Emmy award-winning man behind Sesame Street’s “Elmo” is now facing his third allegation of underage sex in two weeks.
This time puppeteer Kevin Clash is facing a lawsuit accusing him of sexual activity with a 16-year-old in 2000.
Which is important, because the age of consent in New York is 17.
The accuser, now 29, will be filing a lawsuit in Manhattan Federal Court Tuesday, says the man’s attorney Jeff Herman.
He said the lawsuit is being filed as a “John Doe” because the accuser does not want to use his name.
A spokeswoman for the puppeteer said, “Mr. Clash believes this lawsuit has no merit.”
Herman said his client started writing a book in 2009 describing his experience with Clash.
The lawyer said he will have pages from that book at a press conference Tuesday to announce the lawsuit.
Herman said the accuser is from the South and was in high school when he came to New York 13 years ago for modeling work.
He said his client connected with Clash — who went under the pseudonym “Craig” and claimed to be only 30 years old — on a gay chat line. The two chatted for a couple of days and then Craig invited the 16-year-old to his apartment.
Moving to New York to model, then finding out the older man who took advantage of you is rich and willing to pay hush money is like winning the model lottery.
In the apartment, Herman said his client realized Craig was older than 30. They also engaged in “some sexual activity.”
Herman said his client met Clash again in 2003 and 2004, and over a period of time figured out who Clash was.
“He saw Elmo dolls, an Emmy award and photographs of Elmo with movie stars,” said Herman. [NYDailyNews]
“And what really cinched it in his mind was finding that New York Driver’s license that said ‘Kevin Clash’ next to his picture. That was when he knew.”
Can this go away now? The guy’s already been disgraced and lost his job and his place as a once-beloved public figure, what more do you want?
Don’t say “money,” that was a rhetorical question.
[Semi, Sort-Of Update: TheSmokingGun reports that Clash's second accuser, Cecil Singleton, is a frequent poster in Craigslist Casual Encounters, in the T4M section.]



Had to look up what T4M meant, dammit
God knows i sure didn’t.
♪ If you’re going, to San Francisco… ♪
♪ You’re gonna meet, some gentle people there…and a myriad of rather specific gender subtypes ♪
If it’s uncovered that Mr. Rogers was a Nazi dominatrix with a scat fetish and an Oxy problem, I’m going to be bummed.
I tell you what, if a single mid-60s guy invited me to his house for tea, and the first thing he did was put on a cardigan and change his shoes, I’d be casing the room for exits.
You know, you really have to wonder how many teenage boys want to fuck Elmo. I woulda been happy with a tee shirt.
“Why you write ‘Third Elmo Accuser’ in headline? Elmo is victim too! Elmo was forced to sit there and watch! Elmo never asked to be tickled!”
(please read aloud in Elmo-voice for full effect)
So how long before Clash gets hired by the producers of Avenue Q?
First Tiger Woods, now Elmo! I’m running out of figurines on my altar.
Which one of these queens is Gloria Allred representing?
In a related story, Tyler Perry has bought a tank full of helium and drawn eyeballs on an old sock.
Apparently sticking your hand up a puppets ass all day really makes you long for some underage shlong
We need to subpoena all of these accusers and get to the bottom of this. Certain allegations are getting thrown around all willy-nilly, and America deserves to know the truth about this man. More specifically, does he have a huge dong? This information will prove decisive when I decide whether or not to call him ‘Clash of the Titan’.
“Herman said his client started writing a book in 2009 describing his experience with Clash.
The lawyer said he will have pages from that book at a press conference Tuesday to announce the lawsuit.”
This is a weird way of announcing a new book
Fighting the Good Fight: Illegal Sex with Puppets and Tank Abbott.
At this point, can we just accuse TMZ of molesting us all?