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How The Internet Reacted To This Week’s Shocking Episode Of ‘The Walking Dead’ |Warming Glow|
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Ron Swanson’s All-Time Government Quotes Are Here To Save The Day |UPROXX|
A Weekend Of Sports At Austin’s Fun Fun Fun Fest 2012 |With Leather|
Dragon Baby Is Here To Slay Dragons And Nap, And He’s All Out Of Naptime |Gamma Squad|
Roy Firestone’s Incredibly Introspective 1987 Interview With Wilt
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NFL Ballots: KSK At The Polls |Kissing Suzy Kolber|
I’m electing FLBP for President in 2012 |theChive|
20 Interesting SkyMall Products |Buzzfeed|
So…Here’s A Justin Bieber Sex Doll |IDLYITW|
10 Public Figures Who Choose Not to Vote |Mental Floss|
6 Rap Battle Scenes You Don’t Have To Be A Hip Hop Fan To Love
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The 23 Funniest Pop Culture Charts |HuffPost Comedy|
Let Me Bang! |Holy Taco|
Top 10 things you can’t prove but people believe anyway |Fark|
How To Light A Bonfire MUST SEE!! |Videogum|
Ten Movies Released in 2012 That You Had No Idea Were Hugely Profitable
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Miley Cyrus Dang Ol’ Milyun Bucks Fer Eatin’ Cooter Pie in One O’ Them
Sex Movies |The Superficial|
Finally, A Casket Maker is Using Hot Babes To Sell Its Product |Brobible|
6 Real Life Horror Movie Posters |College Humor|
How It Should Have Ended: The Bourne Identity |High Definite|
Five Movies Featuring (Slightly Insane) Homemade Superheroes |Unreality|
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I thought I knew the chick in that photo for a second but I’m pretty sure her name started with a G.
Billie Jean came from a long line of Cobbledicks, which started in the 1700′s. Her ancestors were on the forefront of Cobbledickery and widely renowned as the best Cobbledicks in all of New England. Their job was to make sure all dicks were functioning properly and a lot of their innovations are still used by Urologists today. Sadly most Cobbledicks have been put out of business with the advent of the penile implant, but the memory of the proud tradition of Cobbledicks lives on in young Billie Jean’s surname.
I think the GG Allin song, “I Kill Everything I Fuck” best sums up this campaign.
I’m infected with AIDS
I fuck every day
I kill everything I fuck
Give me Liberty or give me Death!