
Boardwalk Empire‘s self-flagellating Jew drowner Michael Shannon is set to play General Zod in Zack Snyder’s Man of Steel Superman movie, which is a great choice because Michael Shannon is terrifying and looks like he’d give himself a hernia if he ever tried to smile. But, as he told shiny-haired Vh-1 correspondent Carrie Keagan in a recent interview on Big Morning Buzz, don’t expect him to deliver the iconic “kneel before Zod” line.
“I guess I shouldn’t say, but… Well, I don’t say that in the movie.”
It’s always tricky to remake a film people have attachments to (all the more reason to do something new, but I digress). It’s hard to give the fans what they want while still leaving yourself room to surprise them. I thought Dredd did a great job with “I am the law!”, including it, but giving it context and making it feel like a real line and not an apropos-of-nothing shout out to the original (“high five for remembering, audience!”). It sounds like Zack Snyder went a different direction. Based on this news, here are some other changes from the original I anticipate:
1. He doesn’t fly.
2. He won’t be wearing that f*cking suit.
3. He fights a giant spider in the third act.
Here’s the interview. I love the way Carrie Keagan laughs her ass off at her own bit while Michael Shannon tries desperately to play along, though he clearly hates it. “That’s cute…”
His exasperated groan at the 1:11 mark is absolutely priceless.
HOST: Do you think you could relive that moment, but maybe incorporate ‘Kneel before Zod?’
SHANNON: (*sigh*)
In conclusion, here’s a better video, of the host getting her boobs cast in plaster.



He should say Kneel Before BOD and then hit Superman with body spray for a wicked product tie-in.
I AXE’d you to kneel!
/spritz
You’d think after what, 4? previous movies, they’d try to do something involving Brainiac. I don’t know that much about Superman but he seems like he would make an interesting villain.
I really think if you asked people who watched the animated shows who Superman’s marquee enemies are (or at least made for the best episodes), they’d say Brainiac and Darkseid. But if you mentioned them to the general public they’d say “Who? I thought he fought the bald guy all the time.”
Find Kevin Smith’s “Superman Lives” script on the internet and read it. Good shit. Plenty of Brainiac.
I love Michael Shannon because I really think he’s going to be the first to completely snap during one of the inane press tour interviews and murder someone for an insipid question. I forget who did it, but for the one where they had him dressed up in hip-hop gear, you could practically see him imagining ways to murder the host.
Ask if he yells something sweet like “Here’s your new ZODiac sign!” before burning a Z into their chest with laser eyes, then gives a thumbs up to the camera.
kneel before rod? kneel before cod?
My vote is for “kneel before Rod”.
Maybe they could get sponsorship from Izod. “I, Zod…..”.
Or maybe Michael Shannon writes an autobiography Asimov style.
I watched the entire 4:47 of that chick getting her boobies plastered only to realize at the end that I could’ve just turned the sound off and been spared the banal breast cancer anecdotes she kept throwing out. That or I could’ve been productive with my day. Either way.
Thats because Kneel Before Grodd is the tagline for the Flash movie
She has some saggy looking tits for a young chick
they just look real. Doesn’t look like she’s had any work done to them.
Her IMDB bio says she’s 32, but considering she’s never revealed her real name, that might not be her real age either.
They do appear to have prematurely achieved Helen Mirren status.
I wouldn’t call them saggy, more like oddly elongated. Might be due to the plaster.
You shut the hell up. Those are absolutely perfect.
would motorboat.
Shannon playing a dour hippie in Grand Theft Parsons is great.
Zack Snyder and David Goyer are going to make a great Superman movie because they’re from the streets.
Interesting bit of news, but I really don’t see how this story related to either Disney buying Star Wars or the Election.
Disney bought the election? I KNEW IT!
Clearly this means I will never say “Two for Man of Steel”