They may not quote FilmDrunk in Matthew McConaughey’s full-page, for-your-consideration ad in Variety, but if he wins, I will almost certainly take all the credit. I hope this page was scented, like a perfume ad, but sweat and aftershave. [thanks, Larry]

MORNING LINKS
Review: Killing Them Softly, a Cinematic Motörhead Song |Film Drunk|

Frotcast 128: Burnsy’s Corner, Lists with Laremy |Frotcast|

The ‘Rock Is Dead’ Argument Is Dead Wrong. Here Are 12 Reasons Why. |UPROXX|

It’s been weeks and they still haven’t recovered from Corgi Friday being cancelled.
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David Blaine Ate Meryl Streep’s Wine Glass At A Party Last Night |Warming Glow|

Real-Life Eric Cartman Plays Canadian Pee-Wee Hockey, Is Not Hilarious |With Leather|

‘Pacific Rim’ Reveals A Whole Bunch Of Giant Robots |Gamma Squad|

Dr. Dre Rakes In $110 Million, Reigns As “The World’s Highest Paid Musician” |Smoking Section|

The Inner Tumult Of Alex Smith |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

Viewing photos from way back when feels like entering the Twilight Zone |theChive|

21 GIFs Of Women’s Soccer Star Doing Yoga |Buzzfeed|

So Who Wants To See Lindsay Lohan Being Arrested For Punching A Chick In The Face? |The Superficial|

5 Stars Who Badmouthed Their Own TV |Mental Floss|

Super Mario Beads |Clip Nation|

Your Love Life As Told Through Pizza |College Humor|

Sophie Turner Continues To Have A Wonderful Instagram |IDLYITW|

How To Shop Costco Like Joe Biden |HuffPost|

The 3 Best And Worst Horror Remakes In Movie History |Screen Junkies|

Top 10 Star Trek time travel stories |Fark|

Feast Your Eyes On The Dead Sexy Cast Neil Gaiman Has Assembled For “Neverwhere” |Pajiba|

A Collection of the Best Fan-Made Dark Knight Rises Posters |Unreality|

Introducing the World’s Only Hot Magician |Brobible|

Welcome To The Internet, Cindy The Hiccuping Hypemom |High Definite|

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