Gary Busey stars as Gary Busey in: The Gary Busey Story. One shaman’s journey from Oscar nominee to Airport Indian.
“Outta the way, Butthorn! I don’t get this ostrich back to the zoo by sundown, the mayor’s gonna have my hide!”
[all credit to TheSuperficial for the picture and Burnsy for the headline]
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*sheds single tear*
I like how the edges look like actual burnt, cured hide.
I’m pretty sure he was actually in a fire.
Gary Busey: Firewalker
Those lapels are uncanny. It’s like he’s wearing a Medicine Man Jacket T-Shirt.
he baught that jacket at the Ed Gein Emporium
That’s a Native American hide jacket in the most literal sense of the word since he had to fly to Oklahoma to skin a real Native American in order to make it.
Vince stop it you’r drunk.
Tonto; Two. Tonto; get me Two.
If this were a video you’d understand it better: Busey was singing a medley of Buddy Holly tunes but in an Al Jolson voice and doing the jazz hands finale to “Peggy Sue…Mammy!”
Makes perfect sense now, doesn’t it?
Don’t be misled. Busey does fusion jazz hands. “If you go to Joshua Tree with a kerosene-powered Victrola, then listen to Bitches Brew continuously for 48 hours while dropping human pineal gland extract, then, THEN, you might understand this jacket. WHERE IS MY OCELOT?”
aaaand RAIN DANCE HANDS!
Gary Busey removed the potent “Mime in a box” portion of his rain dance routine after causing Hurricane Sandy.
Busey does not mime. Clearly, he’s waltzing with a succubus.
Is it too late to go into reshoots to replace Johnny Depp in The Lone Ranger?
Who managed to take a picture of my Spirit Animal?
Gary Busey spreads his fingers and bares his teeth in order to appear larger to potential threats.
Take a look at Sacagawhere the hell am I?
nice, you got me on that one.
Looks like the final image in a Busey found-footage documentary
I’d be just a little bit afraid to take a picture of Gary Busey. I feel like he’d pull a pair of scissors out of nowhere and threaten to stab you if you don’t give him back his soul.
I wonder if the person who coined the phrase ‘off the reservation’ knew just how perfect it would be one day.
his shirt is so many shades of awesome. as is his complexion.
This is a Shaman that gives out Cocaine for every ailment.
Every day, he looks more and more like guy that looked into Ark in Raiders.
Hey. We’ve all been there. Right?
Gary is actually terrified of flying so he created his alternate personality “Wendy Gough”.
That outfit, like all of Busey’s outfits, is actually meticulously airbrushed onto his naked form.
That’s actually Busey’s Halloween costume, he liked it so much, he’s still pretending to be Han Solo frozen in carbonite.
This is how Gary appears if you say “Chiclet-Teeth” five times in front of a mirror.
“Nothin’ to see here, idgits – this arcade doesn’t have Tetris either. Waste of perfectly good Airmiles!”
TSA employees refer to his walk through security as the Trail of Tears.