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This week on the Frotcast, it’s the triumphant return of Burnsy, because one listener so vocally demanded it. He hips us to some fresh YouTube clips, like Brittany Smooch’s “Pink on Pink,” and a Teen Mom from MTV who wants to schedule her jail time around a Ke$ha concert. Burnsy also updates us on the how his list of 2012′s worst movies is going, and what he’ll need to see to complete it. Then Laremy drops by for some listing, and pitches his idea for a human-sized doggie door, which frankly seems like a winner. We discuss Killing Them Softly and Beasts of the Southern Wild, and Brendan yet again accurately describes an entire scene from an overrated arthouse movie without having seen a single second of it, not even a trailer. Adam’s got your detailed episode notes after the cut.
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This week we have two guests! Burnsy comes on with some HOTT GOSS as well as some fresh Youtube clips. Laremy comes on and we let him give us a list at the very end. We talk some movies, play a clip from Teen Mom 2, and hear stories from the Frotcasters.
- 00:01:25 – The guys start things off by poppin’ tacos and talking about the Facebook status update hoax that has been going around lately. Ben has really gotten into Teen Mom 2, and Vince plays a clip where one of the young moms has to make a difficult decision (hint: a Ke$ha concert is involved). The guys get into a discussion about the popularity of GIFs, which leads into talk about one of the most GIFable moments in sports: Mark Sanchez running into his own lineman and fumbling. They also mourn the career of 49ers quarterback Alex Smith.
- 00:21:13 – Burnsy brings what could be the next Friday in Brittany Smooch’s Pink on Pink. Vince admires Patrice Wilson, the producer of these spoiled rich kid music videos, and plays Thanksgiving for everyone. The guys talk about Honey Boo Boo’s disgusting mother, and the lacrosse/music sensation Con Bro Chill. Burnsy gives a peek into his Worst Movies of the Year list, and the guys get into a Red Dawn original vs. remake discussion. Vince reads from Jada Pinkett Smith’s Facebook post about people questioning her parenting skills. Burnsy leaves with some Hot Goss; he is looking for a new celebrity BFF.
- 00:56:37 – Laremy’s segment begins with a listener question relating to a topic that was brought up last week. The Armond White tweeted Vince. Laremy and Vince talk about Killing Me Softly and James Gandolfini’s breath acting. Vince doesn’t get the hype behind Beasts of the Southern Wild, and Brendan nails some of the scenes from the movie without even seeing it.
- 01:29:54 – Vince has questions about the legality of moonshine. Brendan retells a tale about his mom and how his parents are from a RomCom. Laremy’s love of the Michael Jackson catalogue gets the guys to talk about the Bad music video. Vince gets the rye snorts. Laremy finishes things off with a list of product ideas and services he could render. Human sized doggy door seems like a winner.
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I really enjoyed Vince’s sadness over being color blind.
I’m grey with envy for people who aren’t color blind.
I was really looking forward to seeing Beasts of the Southern Wild until I found out it wasn’t a nature documentary.
Those clips sounded like Tracy Jordan wrote a minstrel show.
So, about that “playing with puppies and fucking” job, can just anyone apply, or do you have to intern first?
They kept saying “fucking and playing with puppies”. So I just assumed they want to fuck puppies. It made sense, since I recall either Vince or Joe talking about doing exactly that several frotcasts ago.
Aww, you guys let Burnsy out of his cage to play. That’s precious! :D
Played against Con Bro in college. I’m pretty sure he’s being serious.
The Mighty Feklahr imagines BurnsyFan66′s belly button is so full right now.
I believe lots of the ideas about moonshine causing blindness and poisoning people came from the government spreading stories like that, and also the fact that the government actually poisoned some alcohol, which caused some problems.
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“Can you imagine having to deal with idiots like this all day?”
“No. Not at all.” — guy who works at the only store authorized to sell Sudafed and OTC Codeine cough syrup in a 20-mile radius in Meth County, Iowa.
I’d just like to say that I just looked up Brittany Smooch in an incognito browsing windown, because there’s no goddamn way I want that in my search history. And now I feel really dirty.
But I did learn that “Every once in a while, a talent comes along that is so unique that people can’t help but take notice. Brittany Smooch is one such talent”.
In any case, kudos to her parents for spelling the name in a way that actually makes sense.
AND THE WORLD MAKES SENSE AGAIN!!!
Can you suck your own jeans? Cause I am sucking my jeans so hard right now!
Thanks guys!!!
I’m getting a file not found. HOW CAN I FROT ON WITHOUT A CAST TO FROT WITH?!?
Podbean is currently down because Podbean is awesome. :-/ You can still get it on Stitcher:
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cool beans
Vince: If nu-metal is to Americans what the Holocaust was to Germans, that what the holy shit is this Brittany Smooch garbage?
Thanks for putting Brittany Smooch on the show. I’m pretty sure she is 18 and I bet she made that video for you guys to get a kick out of it. Here is the song for her next video. [www.youtube.com]
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I’m at the “floundering shitty jobs” part of my life as well. I’ve just accepted it, and I lead a pretty good life. By that I mean I’m always drunk.