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Last week we had a real-live director on and talked movies pretty much the whole time. This week… less so, but we did discuss movies. A little. Laremy returned, we talked about our trip to Chicago, Laremy and I talked Lincoln, and Laremy talked Skyfall and Life of Pi, Bret talked Wreck-It Ralph (SO MANY MOVIES OUT!), and we got a lengthy visit from the Angry Butterscotch Lady. Perhaps the highlight was when the Angry Butterscotch Lady got a visit from Interrupting David Lee Roth.
Here’s a Steven Seagal story, submitted by a Frotcast listener (obviously, big “ALLEGEDLY” in front of all of this):
A friend of a friend was working as a production assistant on the set of a Seagal movie about ten years ago. At one point the PA approached Seagal in his trailer to let him know they’d be shooting soon and to see if he needed anything. Seagal had his eyes fixed on the final pages of a script and interrupted his question with a raise of his index finger, saying nothing. After a few moments of awkward silence and his waiting finger unflinching he declared “I just finished the best fucking script I’ve ever read.” The PA asked curiously, “Oh, who wrote it?” He replied, “I did.”
No telling on what the content may have included but I’m willing to bet it did not keep track of space and time.
That does sound like Seagal. We always like to hear your personal encounters with celebrities (ESPECIALLY Seagal, Danzig, or Gary Busey), so definitely keep those coming.
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I always knew Brett was a bitch.
That story about Seagall was told to Neal Brennan by Sylvestor Stallone. It was told to him while he was flying on a private plane with Chappelle and Stallone. Neal tells that story on his podcast, The Champs.
If I remember my property law correctly, homeowners associations and the like are laws of private associations and every member agrees to the rules when they join. Courts will enforce this law as long as there’s nothing illegal about the government enforcing the rule. Government can’t enforce a rule saying “no black people,” so it would be unenforceable.
Boooooooooring.
A couple of things:
1. Did you wear your blogging slacks in Chicago?
2. That painting is awesome.
3. Are we supposed to be able to read the text on that website?
On the subject of name of the year, how did you guys miss the white teenage girl named Madz Negro?! [failname.com]
Link to the review of the Live Frotcast, the guy writing it is no Armond White
[chicagomaroon.com]
The last Civil War veteran died in the 1950′s. I was trying to tell you guys by shouting through the speakers.
There must have been a technical error because we couldnt hear your shouting. We figured people would be ALIVE for both wars, but our point was more that there wouldnt be anyone that would have actually FOUGHT in both wars. Unless said soldier was in his 70s. So maybe Charlie Heston or Kirk Douglas’s Boner?
I’m not even finished listening yet and it’s the best frotcast thus far (haven’t gotten to the live one yet). Vince playing David Lee Roth over that crazy lady….I had to gasp for air listening to it. That being paired with Vince completely losing it laughing put it over the top for the loudest and hardest I laughed in a long time.
I was listening to the crazy lady ranting in a BBQ joint that I have no doubt she’d patronize.
Tokyo Sexwale is a legit person – He served time as a political prisoner, with Nelson Mandela, on Robben Island. He’s now our version of Donald Trump as he hosts the South African Apprentice. Now you know…GO SPRINGBOKS!
and it’s pronounced Segh-WAL-E
That David Lee Roth clip is never not funny.
Also Mexican Predator is the part danny trejo was born to play.
Mexican Predator is only invisible to U.S. labor laws.
Proper Modulation
(love the Stern reference)
Is it just me or is it not on iTunes yet?
Frotcast.com
Audio is a dollar, video is 3 dollars.
Actually. I bought it on there and…I guess they’re still editing it because I got no download link or anything as of yet. No worries. It’ll be worth it.
This specific frotcast doesn’t appear to be on iTunes.