
Forbes just released their list of the year’s 10 biggest flops (defining loss here as a percentage of budget, rather than total loss), which you can see below. The year is almost over, so there aren’t many films left that can out-bomb these bombs. All that’s left are Anna Karenina, Life of Pi, Twilight, Red Dawn, Rise of the Guardians, Silver Linings Playbook, Hitchcock, Killing Them Softly, Lay the Favorite, Playing for Keeps, The Hobbit, Hyde Park on the Hudson, The Guilt Trip, Zero Dark Thirty, Jack Reacher, Les Mis, Django, and Promised Land. Phew, okay, that’s actually a lot. But I believe in you, Red Dawn.
We used data from Box Office Mojo to see which films earned the smallest percentage of their budgets at the box office. Keep in mind that to begin to even imagine breaking even a film needs to earn at least twice its production budget at the box office. These 10 films didn’t come close. [Cloud Atlas is still in theaters, so it doesn't technically count yet, but I included it anyway.]
1. “The Oogieloves,” (Box office: $1 million; production budget: $20 million)
2. “A Thousand Words,” (Box office: $20 million; production budget: $40 million)/ “Cloud Atlas” (Box office: $24 million; production budget: $100 million)
3. “Dredd” (Box office: $28 million; production budget: $50 million)
4. “Big Miracle” (Box office: $25 million: production budget: $40 million)
5. “Wanderlust” (Box office: $21 million; production budget: $30 million)
6. “Rock of Ages” (Box office: $56 million; production budget: $74 million)
7. “People Like Us” (Box office: $12 million; production budget: $16 million)
8. “That’s My Boy” (Box office: $57 million; production budget: $70 million)
9. “Premium Rush” (Box Office: $29 million; prodcution budet: $35 million)
10. “Red Tails” (Box Office: $50 million; production budet: $58 million) [Forbes]
Sort of a mixture of schadenfreude and disappointment. Rock of Ages looked like weaponized AIDs and I haven’t seen That’s My Boy, but people I trust claim it’s less funny than Dinner for Schmucks, which would be an achievement. And of course Flop King Eddie Murphy makes the list, that guy wastes more investor money than a third world despot. That said, I actually liked Dredd, and as my commenters never tire of telling me, I’m kind of a snobby prick. But it’s easy to blame that one on the negative name recognition it had for anyone but the dandruffiest of neckbeards, and I don’t think you’d be wrong. Cloud Atlas was kind of dumb, but still an entertaining good time – they marketed it as a critical darling when it was more of a multiplex crowd pleaser, and a lot of people were probably scared off by the three-hour running time.
On a general note, how the hell do some of these cost so much? That’s My Boy cost $70 million? That has to be a deliberate accounting fudge. There’s no way a dumb comedy set in contemporary New England cost $20 million more than a futuristic action movie set in a high-rise, shot in 3D where the drug in the movie made everything move in super slow-motion. No way That’s My Boy should cost more than $10 million, and that’s allocating at least a million for Rex Ryan’s food and hooker budget. “Gash Services,” he calls it.



what the hell is the oogieloves?
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The movie adaptation of the previous post.
Really.
This seems like a good time to mention that comments have been completely fucked in Opera for a while now. No notification of new comments, and hitting ‘post’ sends you down a dead end.
What the hell? Did they even market this to Sid and Marty Krofft loving inappropriate kiddie touchers? Not that, ahem, I would be on that mailing list.
I haven’t seen That’s My Boy, but people I trust…
Sweetest thing you’ve ever said about me.
I assume Sandler paid himself like 20 mill, also Vanilla Ice doesn’t come cheap :)
Does Production cost include salaries?
A huge portion of the budget was allocated to Rex Ryan taking the boys pussytubing and a visit from Silky Garrard with only the finest Asian hookers.
Sad that the power of Paul Rudd couldn’t save Wanderlust and I’m surprised that JGL’s Dark Knight Rises fame couldn’t carry Premium Rush to a net positive.
Wanderlust could’ve been great, but it felt like they focus-grouped it into a living death. In trying to please everyone, you get a movie that’s half funny, and a third shitty jokes your aunt will love.
I think we have covered how everybody hates bicycle messengers. I’m sure most of the film attendees were rooting for the bad guys.
I’ll see it if the other 17% is boobs.
I love David Wain, et al, but Wanderlust was really, really, boring. I don’t think I laughed once, even though I liked everyone in it.
Premium Rush was actually a good movie… very uptempo throughout the movie. JGL did very well in thatone and the dark knigh rises…
“Red Tails” made $50 million yet no one in a crowded office gets it when I throw a balled up piece of garbage at a coworker and shout “How you like that, Mr. Hitler!?!”???
People always look at me funny when I sneer and say “Die, you foolish African” in a German accent. OH WHAT, ACT LIKE YOU DIDN’T SEE THAT SHIT.
Same deal when I move my hand towards a secretary’s chest shouting “KA LEE MAH!”. George Lucas is destroying my office life, BUT I’M THE JERK, RIGHT?
I definitely take a lot of pleasure in knowing that movie bombed.
JTRO: THASS RAYCESS
Wanderlust also should have not cost 30 million dollars to make. That’s just people being greedy and taking way to big of salaries for a film that should have cost 5 million.
Dredd ruled. I have watched that movie a few times. There’s no long dialogue scene in a room for 20 minutes. It’s just straight up action that looks good and is acted well. It really illuminates how shitty Judge Dredd was in 1995. That movie was…wtf, brah.
Yeah, that’s the only one on the list I even saw. I tried to get a bunch of my friends to go see The Oogieloves in the BIG Balloon Adventure but instead they beat me with nunchucks and left me lying in a pool of my own blood and vomit, which was actually more pleasurable than seeing the movie would have been.
I tried to watch That’s My Boy only because David Caspe, the creator and writer for the tv show Happy Endings wrote it. Couldn’t get past 15 minutes. It was awful. I don’t like Adam Sandler, but holy hell, it sucked.
Yeah. I would have liked to see a Dredd sequel. I saw Dredd in the theater twice, and the last time I did that was back in 2006 for Revenge of the Sith when I was a huge Star Wars nerd.
I actually saw Judge Dredd in 95. It was awful. He takes his helmet off in almost the beginning of the film. It was so damn terrible. Dredd was beautiful. The Slo-Mo scenes were amazing to look at. I sent clips to the artist who does my book artwork and she was blown away because it was so similar to her. Like making dirt and grime in to a glittery bright painting.
Which of the movies was Eddie Murphy? IMDB shows he was only in A Thousand Words in 2012, which isn’t on the list.
Nevermind; the tie for second threw me.
The only one of those I was foolish enough to waste money on was Wanderlust (rental).
Wanderlust was kinda funny, also a hell of a lot better than any Sandler movie. Excited to watch Dredd when it arrives in the video store I work…
Video stores are still a thing?
I watched Wanderlust on Sunday, I liked it for what it was. The closing reference to that old classic viral (I guess before viral was a term even) video of the newscaster busting while stomping grapes was a nice touch.
$30 million for Wanderlust? Those naked people drive a hard bargain
2 things: I thought Wanderlust was pretty funny. My girl and I watched it this weekend. And B.) I thought That’s My Boy was Sandler’s funniest movie this millenium. Thats not to say funny compared to anything but other Happy Madison movies, but i LOL’d a bit at it.
Also, I want Ciara to sit on my face.
Didn’t you guys have some sort of running tally going this summer? Points for biggest winner, loser, sleeper, etc.? What happened to that?
Am I losing my mind, or didn’t John Carter come out this year?
Exactly, it was like the industry didn’t shut up about how big a failure it was. That and Battleship.
I’m guessing they’re gonna bring some bullshit foreign box office totals into this.
[boxofficemojo.com]
Yeah, when the dust cleared, John Carter ended up actually making a tiny bit of coin, but given the production cost vs net profit, I think it deserves some special status.
I was expeting both John Carter and Battleship to be on this list. Now i’m disappointed.
I’m not expecting an ‘edit post’ button here anytime soon though.
Pretty sad about Dredd, it was a really solid movie.
It’ll probably at least break even on DVD/Blu-Ray. I know I’m buying it.
Yeah, apart from some mass prejudice on the usually reliable AV Club, Dredd had good word of mouth. Strange.
I heard Shame had one of the biggest, floppiest scenes of the year.
Damn it, I guess that ends all hope of a Dredd sequel. Still, I’ll be buying the DVD long before it gets to the bargain bins.
I can’t help but resent anyone that didn’t see Dredd in theaters. I want a trilogy, damn it.
What if Eddie Murphy is the go to guy for someone to pull a “Producer” type scam?
Step 1: Hire Eddie Murphy
Step 2: Doesn’t matter, the movie is already guaranteed to flop
Step 3: Profit
Exactly… Raise $5-10MM, tell investors you are putting in $25-30MM of your own money to produce the movie. Hire Eddie Murphy… make the film for a real cost of $10MM. Insert fake production costs of $30MM. Movie “Flops” by making “only” $20MM which doesn’t cover your “production” costs. Keep the $20MM for yourself.
Look, only an idiot would call “That’s My Boy” a good movie. But it’s a lot better than the drivel that Adam Sandler has been associated with lately.
Ugh….Jack Reacher. The white version of the Tyler Perry movie. This. Will. Flop.
You mean you don’t want to see Tom Cruise run like a spazz for the 99th time?
You can do it Tom, one more to a hundred! Wooo! Hey Tom can I can come to the party? I’m not an SP I swear! Fuck the thetans, I’ll even serve on the boat! Take meeeee!
Dredd was a better 80′s action movie throwback than Expendable 1 and 2.
Didn’t see the 2nd one but Expendables 1 was so poor of a throw back it seemed like a spoof.
That’s my boy cost $70 million to make?
Gee, I wonder why studios go bankrupt.