Oh, America. Every time I think you couldn’t get any dumber, you do something… THAT TOTALLY REDEEMS YOURSELF! [via Clip Nation]

MORNING LINKSRemember our buddy Jason Dove? He’s emceeing a 49th anniversary of the JFK assassination event featuring some pretty heavy-duty speakers. If you’re in San Fran tomorrow, come check it out. |JFK49|


Red Dawn Review: The Tipping Point for Lazy Remakes |Film Drunk|

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How To Cage Someone At Work: One Redditor’s Ultimate Guide To Nic Cage Office Pranking |UPROXX|

An Investigation: Is This The Weakest Season For New Shows In A Decade? |Warming Glow|

The With Leather Fantasy Football Support Group: Go Home Matt Ryan, You’re Drunk |With Leather|

A Steampunk Cosplay Gallery |Gamma Squad|

10 Big Daddy Kane Songs Everyone Should Know |Smoking Section|

Before There Was Brady: A Definitive Gallery Of The NFL’s Greatest Bro, Joe Namath |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

NBC Tried To Hide Ke$ha’s Butt, Probably Should’ve Been More Concerned With The Fisting |The Superficial|

27 Everyday Things You Never Knew Had Names |Buzzfeed|

4 Differences Between Canadian and American Thanksgiving |Mental Floss|

Cameron Diaz Represents All Women |Videogum|

Honest Thanksgiving Menu |College Humor|

Anderson Cooper Had A Gay Hissy Fit On Twitter |IDLYITW|

Apparently there are 20 other “must-see” movies this winter besides The Hobbit. Who knew? |Fark|

‘This Is 40′ Red-Band Affirms Megan Fox’s Breasts Are Great |Screen Junkies|

Ryan Gosling Does a Mean Impression of “American Horror Story’s” Bloody Face on the Only God Forgives Movie Poster |Pajiba|

The 6 Best Pixar Vocal Performances |Unreality|

Two-Thirds of Porn is Watched At Work, Claims Fun Study |Brobible|

Batman Can’t Stop Thinking About Sex |High Definite|

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