Those turkeys look like Skeksis. [via Holy Taco]

MORNING LINKS
“Yippee Ki-Yay Mother Russia.” Yes, That’s The Real Die Hard Tagline. |FilmDrunk|

Frotcast 123: David Gborie, Movie Marketing, Juggalo Vision Quests |Frotcast|

Sums up SF public transportation pretty well.
[via Humor Train]

What’s Going On With The Cast Of ‘Scrubs’ These Days? |Warming Glow|

Chineses Man Claims He Can Perform Hadokens
|With Leather|

The Official UK Trailer For ‘Assassin’s Creed 3′ Kicks A Redcoat Right In
The Balls |Gamma Squad|

Are We To Blame For This Video Of Lil Reese Beating Up A Young
Woman? |Smoking Section|

More NFL Ideas Taken From 11-Year-Olds |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

Watch Charles Barkley Say ‘Penis’ Many Times Without Actually Saying
‘Penis’ In New Weight Watchers Ad |UPROXX|

I will ride my trusty unicorn to the land where the redheads roam |theChive|

Unfortunate Subway Poster Placement Of The Week |BuzzFeed|

Halloweentime Gallery: MMA’s Weirdest Walkout Costumes |Cage Potato|

Did a Cow Really Cause the Great Chicago Fire? |Mental Floss|

Homeless Man Made $40 To Appear In Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel
Wedding Video |The Superficial|

Vote with Your Gum. |The Daily What|

Taylor Swift Is Single Again |IDLYITW|

Perhaps We Can Lay To Rest This Whole Daniel Day Lewis Method Thing
|Videogum|

Eli Roth Showed Amazonians Their First Movie |Screen Junkies|

Bro Move: Chris Cooley Tried to Negotiate Beer Into New Redskins Contract
|BroBible|

A little something extra for the weekend after the jump.

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