With the election news cycle so focused on Big Bird, it seems we’re ignoring something far more important: that with Halloween fast approaching, we can celebrate our freedom by dressing as “slutty” versions of PBS’s favorite possibly-gay couple, Bert and Ernie (pigtails optional!). USA! USA! USA! Oh, Bert and Ernie, always wearing cleavage-bearing fauxveralls. Ha, classic.
Not into Bert and Ernie? Well there’s always “Melody Monster.”
As for me, I’ll be going as a jacked holocaust inmate. My striped pajamas are ripped just right to show off my bis and pecs. I gotta start crash dieting now though, I want to look extra shredded.
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Forget Melody Monster. Where’s Sexy My Pet Monster with the handcuffs?
Looks like we found a way to pay for Sesame Street if the government subsidies to PBS go away.
There’s also Sexy Honey Badger, which is both unsexy and complete nonsense!
I know I’m a prude, but “sexy” costumes of things that aren’t supposed to be sexy are the worst. Like the Halloween party from Mean Girls, minus the funny.
Sexy Honey Badger dont care where you put it.
Sexy Honey Badger > Sexy Honey Boo Boo
Ughhh, you just know at this point that Adam & Eve are working on a new Honey Badger model to take the place of the long running JackRabbit.
Though I can’t imagine it will be as successful since the badger will clearly just ignore the clit, cause honey badger don’t…I’m sorry, I can’t do it.
Sexy Burger.
Hamina mana. De dooooo do do do…
These are much better alternatives to “sexy” costumes based on the actual actors from Sesame Street. No one wants to see a sexy Bob or Luis. David on the other hand…hmmmm.
Also these don’t seem sexy so much as disturbing. I get the T&A part of the costume but why the ceremonial decapitated heads of Bert and Ernie? It gives off a kind of Ed Gein vibe.
Sexy Ed Gein is what I’m going as for Halloween.
Those girls should be careful, or Rafi may mistake them for butt plugs. Then no one should ever, ever play with them again.
Did I ruin it? I might have ruined it. Dammit.
chick on the left is rockin a redonk cameltoe
*right, the chick on the right i mean…fuck.
it doesn’t matter what side she’s on. trust me.
I think i glimpsed Melody Monsters Vaj. Ive never wanted to bang a muppet more in my life and thats counting the ‘phase ‘ i went thru when i was 9-17
Every year I try to get one of my lady friends to go as a slutty version of the 16th President but they always chicken out and end up going as someone like Katy Perry. WHY DOES NOT ONE WANT TO BE “BABEBRAHAM LINCOLN?!”
no Prunella? pfft figures. more like PRUDElla, RIGHT? …right?
This is the worst– SEXY GIZMO from Gremlins (seriously, as in “no joke”, as in “for real”, SEXY GIZMO):
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I was going to go wearing a hooded sweatshirt, dirty jeans, a pack of Winstons and a Gatorade bottle full of bathtub gin as “Reservation Indian.” If we find a third guy to go as “Aboriginal” wearing only pants with half a can of diesel fuel, we could go to parties as the “Oppressed Peoples” team.
“And can I wear the Scream mask, while I do you from behind?”
I went as sexy Winnie the Pooh last year. I wore a red T-shirt. The children all yelled and pointed, it was great.
On a related note, did anyone know that you can get arrested for greeting trick-or-treaters while hanging dong?
Those two are totally gay for each other.
Step 1: Get “Halloween Model” on the resume
Step 2: Wash one of Michael Bay’s ferraris
Step 3: Profit
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