After the jump, I’ve got the trailer for Proposal director Anne Fletcher‘s The Guilt Trip, in case you didn’t already know everything you needed to know about it from the poster. There’s no joke in this that couldn’t be assumed based on the title alone. My prediction: Barbra Streisand accidentally eats one of Seth Rogen’s pot brownies, Seth Rogen accidentally eats one of Barbra Streisand’s Viagras, he hits his boner on a whoopie cushion and ruins a big meeting with the Japanese until she saves the day with an embarrassing presentation of how cute he used to look in his boy scout uniform. I give it three needles in Robert Deniro’s wiener and a Blackberry stolen by an eagle. (*dog covers eyes with paws*)
Ha, she thinks the “Topless” says “Tapas.” BELIEVABLE. Compelling and rich.
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Ugh. It’s movies like this that make me regret these Neo-Nazi tattoos I got to piss off my parents. One more of these and Anti-Semitism is going mainstream again and then I’ll just look like everyone else.
You want I should drive you to work? Perhaps we’ll stop at Itzy’s, get you a bagel with a schmear? You’re skin and bones, eat eat.
Babs awkwardly talks about her son’s bris in front of a hot shiksa or GTFO.
Seth Rogen’s foreskin is all verklempt.
I have no thrown up in my mouth. Good work sir.
This movie is responsible for all the wars in the world.
This is that movie based on the Nuremberg Trials, right?
Cut to gangly white boy holding a checkers board clipboard with ‘YOU’RE JEWISH’ written on it.
Rogen’s really found his niche as the human Dreamworks Face™, hasn’t he?
This Ain’t Wild Hogs XXX: A kosher malady
The Great Outdoors is THE ONLY movie with a steak eating challenge in it that I will ever acknowledge
Amen my brutha.
The Old 96′er FTW!
At least they’re really playing to their target audience by opening on Christmas Day.
This looks Yently retarded.
Rogan is going full Sandler.
He caught Comedy AIDS on the set of Funny People.
Somebody save Aziz before it’s too late!
I’m guessing they get lost for 40 years in Arizona?
IF they get really good gas mileage, and drive for 7 days on one tank of gas, will it become a holiday?
I’m pretty sure this is all based on the two minutes of Independence Day where Jeff Goldblum and his dad drive down to DC to stalk his ex-wife.
Hehe
If anyone needs me I’ll be perusing the “I’m Sorry” section at Hallmark looking for the perfect card for Detective Riggs.
I don’t hate this because they’re Jewish, I hate it because *I’m* Jewish.
Never forget that Streisand was in a movie called Nuts, playing a high-priced hooker. Take a few hours to unpack that sentence, then try not to huff paint.
Waiting for the direct-to-DVD Larry the Cable Guy remake, ‘Truck Nuts’
This nails every stereotype except the one about Jews being funny.
Where is COW when I need it!?
If Ahmadinejad had known Babs was going to ride bitch, he never would’ve threatened to drive Israel into the sea.
This movie will do more for anti-semitism than “Protocols of the Elders of Zion.”
I hope she nose where they’re going.
Looks like Seth picked up some of the extra fat Jonah regained.
I think I speak for everyone when I say, “Oy vey!”
Where is Mecha-Streisand when you need her?
Throw a little John Tavolta & Olivia Newton-John Christmas music on during the drive to the theater and ta-dah! Perfect evening out.
Vince, don’t think I missed that Anchorman reference.
BE SURE THE SEATBELT DOESN’T GET SNAGGED ON YOUR MOM’S GIANT HOOKED NOSE, ASSHOLE!
WITH A STUPID NOSE LIKE THAT, YOU’D MAKE MILLIONS BY TYING A ROPE TO HER LEG AND THROWING HER AT WHALES!
Funny, she doesn’t look druish.