Jose Padilha's Robocop remake, which was supposed to open next summer, recently got bumped all the way to February 2014, which might be a good thing, because after already taking knocks for the black suit and body armor looking like The Dark Knight, these new shots of black Robocop prone on a motorcycle are looking even more Dark Knight-esque.
I still have faith in Jose Padilha, and again, there's no way to re-do Robocop without everyone bitching (more reason not to do it in the first place...), but Robocop is supposed shoot drug dealers in the face, not ride around on a little street bike looking like he's getting finger cuffed.
"C'mon, Billy, let's go get robof*cked!"
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So nobody can rise or wear armor because its too “Dark Knight”-esque now. Got it.
Yeah, that’s exactly what I meant, dummy, no rising or wearing armor.
WHATS NOT TO UNDERSTAND VATO?!
I’m actually okay with nobody rising anymore, since The Dark Knight Rises, The Rise of Cobra, Hannibal Rising, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, and now Rise of the Guardians have pretty much ruined the word for me.
Vince – I read that in a Red Foxx voice. Awesome. Good use of “dummy”.
B-but what about Rising Sun? It had the Snipes-Connery power duo, vague xenophobia, and boobs!
Deep Rising.
Hey remember when we were all excited for the Dark Knight, then it sucked? That was fun.
Here.
I swear to god the new Robocop better have a super gravelly voice or I’m going to feel let down they only went half-way on the Batman thing.
Robocop looks like a concave chest having little bitch. Do some incline bench presses Homo!
I vote Speckinzeedouche for COTW.
Oh man I hope that motorcycle turns out to be KITT.
If they wanted to showcase the future of motorcycles they should have used a beefed-up Can-Am Spyder. Three wheels = safe & sane!
I’m surprised no one is complaining about the Dredd-iness of this outfit. But I’m also surprised that anyone gives a shit.
I don’t know why their body armor has to include clearly defined abs and pecs…the plates I have are smooth and get tucked into a vest, protecting my human abs I got from being awesome. Where’s Robocops extra bullets? Mine are attached to my vest ( [images-kitup.military.com] [images.gizmag.com] He has more room for drinks, he can plug his ipod into the radio and listen to his favorite death metal techno and theres room in the back to put the bad guys. Robobcop can also have wild sex parties with his female coworkers in the back. I can’t wait for this movie to come out though and hear him say his famous line again, “I’ll be back.”
Well now I’ll need to see this just to find out what’s so goddamn interesting about that gas cap.
I still contest he greatly resembles Raiden from MGS.
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Also, it’s gotta be a bitch keeping unwanted reflections out of that damn visor.
#fixitinpost
Is this RoboCop or MetroCop?
Doesn’t have enough GRIT, needs more Red Forman face shootings
Robo-Bat needs more cup-holders.
You know… for my nerd tears.
Who am I? Tron?