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I take umbrage at the insinuation that being a Man of Integrity and engaging in buttchugging is mutually exclusive.
Jesus, guys, it’s 2012. The acceptable term is “rectally injested”.
The Soviets experimented with lighting vodka-based buttchugger farts in the Ukraine back in the 80s.
It… It didn’t go well…
After watching it, Tucker Carlson’s dad is right: This is a conspiracy. The Media want our children desensitized to butt things, and good old Pi Kappa Alpha is getting railroaded in the process. As a nation we must denounce these butt lies!
It’s either Tucker Carlson’s dad or Orville Redenbacher’s son. Or maybe…Orville Redenbacher is Tucker Carlson’s grand-daddy.
BBRRRAAAAHHHHMMMMMMM
Maybe Tucker Carlson is one of Old Man Redenbachers bastards. The geezer was notorious for not being able to keep his butter-soaked hands off the help. That would explain Tucker’s ceaseless pandering on behalf of Big Popcorn’s interests.
“We will get to the bottom of this! No matter how deep this is buried in a dark hole, it will all be expelled into the light! We will not turn the other cheek! We will put a period at the end of this sentence, not a colon! You might call us anal-retentive in this probe, but we don’t want to do a half-assed job.”
How not one single frat guy didn’t laugh any time he said butt chugging is an amazing feat lol
Brendan would have made a spectacle of himself
I love the thought process here. Surely the best way for me to downplay this embarrassing situation is to try to use a frivolous lawsuit to clear my name as a butthcugger on a national, nay, global stage. We’ll let the people decide!
Never besmirch a man’s glory hole.
I could stare at that DeNiro gif all day.