Keanu Reeves gets a lot of crap for maybe not being the most incredible actor, but by every account I’ve ever heard, he’s super nice and cool. If you don’t believe it, just look at this picture and ask yourself, is that the face of a not-awesome dude? I think not. No one makes double I-Love-You hands unless he’s an awesome party animal, it’s against the Geneva convention. Anyway, this picture showed up on Reddit last night, with the submitter commenting:
Look who my friends ran into this weekend (he always wears the same outfit??)!
It’s pretty sweet that Kean-Bro was down for a spontaneous celebraish with some hot Asian ninja turts, but submitter has a good point about his outfit. Does Keanu just have a closet full of identical clothes like Bart Simpson? He’s been photographed in almost the exact same clothes on at least four different occasions, and that’s just searching pictures I have saved on my computer (seriously, Photoshop f*cking loves Keanu).
Here’s a visual representation.
-Thanks for the tip, Luch.
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Is that Sasha Grey in the middle? Also, what’s up, second from right?
Also, what’s up, ALL OF THEM?
I thought that too.
Are we seeing what I think we’re seeing? I figured it’d have been censored out with a “TOLDJA!” or something
My bad. It’s her arm. I appear quite the fool
Boobs….they look like arms and feel like bags of sand.
I figured one of ‘em had busted out her top to meet Keanu. The man knows kung-fu for Chrissakes! That’s an aphrodisiac more powerful than Hai Karate & Jose Cuervo combined!
Wait, they’re not sextuplets? Shit, I really can’t tell Asians from one another.
They might actually be the “holla back” girls I’ve heard so much about.
So many butts, so little pee.
Hooah!
Great chestbeefers, you guys.
Blazer, V-neck, jeans. Fuck, I’m Keanu Reeves. But this V does get me a lot of V. Talking bout sex, ya’ll.
That’s probably why he wears ‘em, too.
Commander Kean was on point that night! A dark blazer ‘n Wrangs are the perfect pairing to let babes know you’re down for carnal business, you guys
Don’t forget the hiking boots.
Teenage Minor Nympho Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrls, Teenage Minor Nympho Girrrrrrrrrrrrrls….
I’ve always been more into the Teenage Miner Nympho Girls genre, but that will do for now I guess.
Even surrounded by hot girls in costumes, Sad Keanu is still sad. :(
Yes, yes, yes, YES, yes, yes, okay.
Yep, just The One outfit heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
Rockin Caboose ignitin carnal passions in me
Party time at Asia SF.
Also – easiest last minute halloween costume for guys. Just grow a beard and throw on a drinkin’ helmet and you are good to go. Be prepared to fend off endless amounts of vag.
If you’re able to grow a beard in the last minute, you’ll be used to fending off endless amounts of vag.
About 12 years ago, my friend and I talked our way backstage at a Dogstar show and talked to Keanu. Incredibly nice guy. He started talking about the sequels to the Matrix and was genuinely hung up on whether to call them “the next two Matrixes…or Matrices…” He asked us which of his films were our favorites and my friend, in all earnestness, said A Walk in the Clouds. Keanu’s response? “I don’t get that one very often.” And a chuckle.
Then I totally found $5 on the ground.
A Keanu costume wouldn’t be too difficult to throw together. Not too sure if the kids would go for it, especially if I suggest supergluing paint bristles to their faces for stubble.
Keanu is ageless and invincible and his v neck jacket combo is on par with superman’s Kryptonian Baby blanket suit.
FACT
Is Keanu Reeves meta enough to go as Depressed Keanu Reeves? Yes.
Every time I see Keanu in his signature outfit I think of Ernest P. Worrell.
Welp, now I know what my outfit for Halloween will be for next year.
Seconded. I actually saw Keanu Reeves last week and that’s the exact outfit he was wearing. Not sure I would’ve wanted my sighting any other way.
I saw keazy reevezues last week hugging a stranger on sunset boulevard at 11:30 pm. Beat that, fartsongs.
I’ve always liked Keanu. Mainly because he seems quite intent on keeping his personal life personal in such a vain profession/world.
However I would not condone seeing him as Spike Spiegel if his Cowboy Bebop passion project ever happens. He’s just too old.
I wonder if he slipped any of these chicks a red or blue pill..
Remember right before the Matrix (and even for some time after) when many, many people talked shit about Keanu despite his only faults being, up to that point, bad script selection? I’m glad we’re past that.
While I have no doubt Keanu is a cool guy, I’m not sure this is really an example of being ‘nice.’ I mean, six hot girls ask for a picture — agreeing isn’t being nice, it’s being a guy.
I think I’ve read that Keanu wears the same outfit to devalue paparazzi photos.
Keanu says, “Just call me Splinter, ladies. Cos I’ve got wood.”
Keanu says, “So ladies, who wants to learn the secret of the ooze?”
Also, Michael Bay, THIS is how you do your Ninja Turtles reboot. Aliens OUT, hot chicks IN.
Michael Bay does not need you to tell him to add hot chicks to his movies. Michael Bay has been adding hot chicks to his movies since you were a twinkle in your daddy’s eye.
I like how it has to be noted when actor is nice to the peasants. “Perhaps Keanu shouldn’t even be an actor at all, but you know what, he doesn’t scream at people, or break things, or get in drunk driving accidents, so he’s actually a pretty cool guy”.
47 ronin looks friggin awesome.
Those masks are genius. Turtles all look the same to me.