
The character “Ernest P. Worrell” was created in the eighties by a Nashville ad agency and used to sell Coca-Cola and Taco Johns – can you really be pissed that a character created by an ad agency is being used to make a cheap buck? I guess we’ll find out when Ruckusfilms tries to make Son of Ernest and the children of the eighties raise our collective flabby arm in protest. Jim Varney, meanwhile, is still dead.
Ruckusfilm is launching a reboot of Jim Varney’s Ernest P. Worrell character in “Son of Ernest.”
Ruckusfilm’s Clarke Gallivan and Coke Sams will produce alongside John Cherry — who created the original character while part of the ad agency Carden and Cherry.
Varney’s character, always wearing a baseball cap and denim, first appeared in commercials during the early 1980s with the trademark phrase “Know what I mean?” Varney, who usually spoke to an unseen character named Vern, starred in nine features between 1987 and 1998, most directed by Cherry. Varney died in 2000.
Dan Ewen has been tapped to pen the screenplay and will also produce. Plot details are under wraps other than centering on Worrell’s long-lost son, with early discussions under way to cast the character.
“Ernest was this plucky little engine that could — against all odds,” Ewen adds. “Ernest struck a nerve, one we’re going to revisit. We plan to honor the originals and Jim Varney while birthing a new chapter that lies somewhere between not sucking and Earth-shatteringly funny.”
Ewen’s “Dear Satan” is set up at Fox for the Farrelly brothers and his family comedy “Playing With Fire” is being produced by Todd Garner and Sean Robins at Broken Road Prods. [Variety]
Well sure, why *not* resurrect a beloved character and hire a different actor to play him? It worked so well for Dumb and Dumber and The Three Stooges.
We already had an Ernest reboot. His name is Larry the Cable Guy, and he sucks.



Nothing is sacred anymore.
Gee I’m glad it’s raining
There’s always something to be thankful for.
I’m awfully glad it’s raining
Cause no one sees the tear drops when it pours.
The only way I would accept this would be if Liam Neeson played Ernest.
Ernest Gets Taken
Ernest Fights Wolves with Broken Liquor Bottles
Ernest Wreaks Bloody Havoc
Ernest Gets His Face Melted Off and Fights Crime
Maaaaannnnn! If Liam Neesums played Ernest! OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
I have an acquired set of skills. One is talking to a person no one else can see and the second one is expressing my disgust just by moving my bottom jaw and going “eewweweweweweeeeew.”
Shit on this.. That is all.
Maybe they could get that guy from “Dirty Jobs” on Discovery to take the lead role. Fits the target demographic of the straight-to-DVD/Kevin James crowd.
Mike Rowe is awesome. You shut your whore mouth.
Commercials for Lee jeans and Ford put him square in the middle of the Ernest crowd.
OK.
I give up.
Take me now, Great Mayan Space-Chariot.
Those Ernest movies were friggin’ marvelous. Loved them. Same with the Kid and Play movies. Leave that s*** alone.
Do not compare Jim Varney to Larry the Cable Guy!
Slinky Dog >>>>>> Mater
Agreed. Ernest was good-natured dumb. Larry the Cable Guy is prideful ignorance.
Dan Ewen is a pretty funny dude though. He tweets as @VaguelyFunnyDan and is good for a few big laughs each day
The only thing I really remember about Ernest was that Halloween movie with the trolls or whatever. This seems like a remake with no target audience.
That was Ernest Scared Stupid. We had that on a VHS cassette tape along with Wayne’s World 2 and then my sister taped over them for Backstreet Boys music videos. We have remained bitter enemies ever since.
That Simpsons episode with Varney was the last episode of The Simpsons worth watching.
But they already have a reboot of Ernest. Her name is Madea.
This needs to happen because of the South.
Fucking South.
I hope Dan makes an earnest attempt to reach his goal of not writing a terrible script. Lofty!
Will it be Jaden Smith? He popped out a few months after Ernest went to Africa.
HOLLYWOOD EXECUTIVE: [rails line of coke] Ok, stay with me here: it’s not very often that we’re presented with the opportunity to combine two classic comedy properties, but I think this is one of those opportunities. On one side we have the late Jim Varney’s beloved character, and other the other we have a play from the late 19th century. And what, you ask, could bring these two things together? That’s right. An urban audience. My fellow executives, I give you…Tyler Perry Presents Tyler Perry in: “The Importance of Being Ernest” [skydives from space, dunks basketball as he lands]
This looks like a bad idea, know whatti mean?
I can actually hear this movie crashing and burning and it’s 2-3 years away.
Ernest would like to report a rape.*
* Not rape-rape, but Ernest rape. No, not earnest rape; that’s the same as rape-rape. Ernest rape isn’t legitimate rape, you see. Oh, just forget it.
So a character who was initially created to sell Coca-Cola is now entrusted to two guys that have Coke AND Cherry in their names? Yes please!
Can ya Varney lean?
Ernest Goes to Camp remains– along with the original Transformers movie– the strongest evidence I have found that nostalgia actually causes brain damage. One part of my brain now recognizes that this was facile crap appealing only to the literally immature brains of a 5 year-old. The rest of my brain still squeals with glee (and sobs when Optimus is killed) when watching.
Maybe it will be accompanied by the release of the long-awaited ‘Ernest Goes to Chemo’
I used to have to watch Ernest movies when I went to my cousins’ house because they loved him. I fucking hated it. Slap stick and mugging has just never been funny to me, even when I was a kid.
Holy crap, Fela Kuti was in Earnest Goes to Africa?
*little chunks of Leapin_Lizards urrrrwhere*
What? That’s actually kind of crazy. I have two of his albums but never realized this.
If you add an “S” to the beginning or remove the “N” from the 6th word in the headline, I will watch the hell out of this.