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Bro Wanders On To High School Football Field, Begs To Be Pummeled,
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Jay Cutler To Grow Whiskers, Because He Is A Cat |Kissing Suzy Kolber|
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Coco Vs. Hurricane Sandy |Buzzfeed|
Who Should Direct the New Star Wars Films? |Ranker|
The Psychology Behind Riding Out The Storm |Mental Floss|
‘Thanks For Letting Me Party In Vegas, Baby. Here, Have A Shocker.’ |The Superficial|
Paralympic Skier Josh Sundquist Wins Halloween |Daily What|
Adam Levine Will Kick Your Ass If You Call Christina Aguilera Fat |IDLYITW|
Alan Rickman Should Be In Everything |Fark|
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Hanksy: Stark & Recreation |High Definite|
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Miranda Kerr Named Esquire UK’s Sexiest Woman Alive—But Does She Beat Esquire US’s Mila Kunis? |Brobible|
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In accordance to the Mogwai rules, providing your own lube is a must.
“Don’t get her wet after midnight.”
Not a problem, bro. By 9pm I’m done for the night and snoring away.
Why do people ride out storms? I think Bodhi put it best when he said:
“They only live to get radical”.
Miranda Kerr and Mila Kunis the world’s sexiest women? Uhh… no.
I think it’s funny that 100 years ago, grown men used to marry 15 year olds, but they thought women with huge tits were sexy. Nowadays, we can’t marry 15 year olds anymore, but we like waifish women who shave their pussies.
I have re-read this comment three times and still do not understand WTF you’re talking about.