Here’s 5-Second Films take on Looper, Pooper. “Triple-ply max comfort aloe vera toilet paper has been invented. But 30 years from now, it will have been outlawed. It will be used only by the criminal underworld when they’re out of the normal stuff and need an uncommonly soothing substitute.” I could’ve used a fart in there, but I’ll accept it. [5SecondFilms]
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