Much like there is a Spielberg Face and a Dreamworks Face, there is also a Bruce Willis Face. And that face looks confused. Here is proof by way of a supercut. Supercut: Confused Bruce Willis. [via Film.com]
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I can’t see a download link for the new podcast. Is it just me?
[filmdrunk.podbean.com]
There’s no audio embedded.
Yeah, I emailed Vince and the guys. Probably the upload just got janky.
Butt chugging? What a bunch of pussies. Why don’t they talk about prison inmates that stick pencils up their dickhole so they can keep it up to rape a guy?
Boy, I really didn’t need that mental image.
*crosses legs uncomfortably*
My brother used to work with a guy that was a prison guard. Dude had stories.
holy shit…i just hurt all over just hearing that
Best one I’ve heard. My wife’s cousin worked as a guard at the Orleans Parish Prison (kinda like county lockup). He and a partner go to get a prisoner for transfer to a higher security facility. Except the dude had decided he didn’t want to go. They walk in front of his cell to find the guy standing in the middle of the floor, bare ass naked, covered in his own shit. Fucker hadn’t flushed in like 4 or 5 days and smeared the shit all over himself so they wouldn’t come in a grab him.
So they call the captain of the guard who comes over, takes one look and tells them “Go get me a firehose.”
I fucking love that damned cat.
Is, is that the music from Gran Tourismo 4? Cause it sounds a lot like it.
Was Bruce Willis in Gran Tourismo 4? Cause I thought I saw him in one of the stands. Man, they should have taken him out of the stands and put him in the pit crew and had a little thought bubble that said “Yippee Kayee Mother-f’er”, but you know, with the grown up word there, right after he refilled your gas tank. That would have been great.
Holy hell, who said drinking at 8 am was a good idea?
Adam accidentally unselected the file when he was writing Frotcast notes, it’s up now.
Nope, it was the Illuminati.
There’s no such thing as accidents. Time for a diciplinary castration.
There are so accidents, Bob Ross used to have happy little accidents all the time, and with that hair there’s no way he would lie to me. Happy painting!
Did someone say something about drinking at 8 am?
Someone did say something about drinking at 8 am. They said “do that”.
I had what I called a “happy little accident” once. She called it “OWWW! WRONG HOLE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!”
I love supercuts and admire the dweebish energy it takes to compile them. However….would it be too much trouble to get all of the clips in proper aspect ratio?
(apologies in advance if this is somehow MY fault for not looking at the clip in some sort of fancy-dancy browser/video player…Netscape Navigator was good enough for my grandpa, it’s goo enough for me).
GOOD enough, even.
BTW, hilarious episode head to toe. Def top 25 (possibly top 10). Great job, you frotcasting baktags.