
Hey, you guys remember Manimal? F*ckin’ classic, am I right? I mean who could forget Manimal? I remembered the sh*t out of Manimal five minutes go when I Googled it.
Sony Pictures Animation has picked up the movie rights to Manimal, a short-lived 1983 NBC series, and is developing the project as a live action/CG hybrid film.
By “live action/CG hybrid film,” do you mean the Yogi Bear formula? GO ON.
Manimal followed Dr. Jonathan Chase, a wealthy doctor with a mysterious past, who morphed into animals in order to help the police fight crime.
Wait, isn’t this Ali G’s pitch for “Hot Dog Cop?”
The show, which starred Brit Simon MacCorkindale and Melody Anderson (who played Dale Arden in the 1980 movie Flash Gordon), was slaughtered by critics and trounced when it aired in 1983 opposite Dallas, then a ratings juggernaut. It was canceled after just eight episodes.
But Manimal was campy — Chase turned into a black panther in every episode and uttered lines like “I was a real pussycat” — and developed a cult following even as it became a punchline. It aired during a pre-Must See TV time at NBC when the network was experimenting with such high-concept fare as Knight Rider and The A-Team to see what would stick. [THR]
Throwing high-concept fare like Knight Rider and A-Team just to see what would stick, ha, the eighties, what a stupid time, right? Good thing we learned from those mistakes. Anyway, so Manimal is basically a dumb, obscure TV show that only nerds remember, and only remembered when they want to be cute and ironic. Well hey, it worked for Dark Shadows, right? I just hope they make it super earnest, with Johnny Depp starring and Andy Serkis imbuing all the CG animals with his thespianic emoting.



That banner pic is relevant to EVERYTHING!
I’m just surprised that NBC isn’t trying to revive it on their own network.
Oh sure, some obscure piece of crap like this gets remade, while bona-fide GOLD, cult-classic, life-altering shows from the past are ignored.
Wait, you say there is going to be a reboot of ALF? Never mind.
What about Man from Atlantis? Baywatch Nights?
Man From Atlantis = Aquaman. So yeah that would totally rock.
Was Manimal the show with Jock-O? The Aussie guy who yelled “Oi!” in the Energizer commercials?
Man, while clicking around stoned the other night, I tried to watch 5 minutes of Alf, to see why that show was a hit. It was awful… like masturbating after eating wings awful.
Cat People 1982… Manimal 1983… uh, let’s remake Manimal! Don’t ever change, Sony.
BRING BACK SHERIFF LOBO
I could totally star in Womanimal. I morphed into a cougar a couple of years ago.
RAWR!!!!
Be careful of the KStew cougar tackle Chino!
one, two, three, four, five against one
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said one, two, three, four, five against one
five, five…five, five…five against one
torture from you to me
abducted from the street
i’d rather be…
i’d rather be with…
i’d rather be with an Manimal
why would you wanna hurt me?
so frightened of your pain…
i’d rather be…
i’d rather be with…
i’d rather be with an Manimal
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i’d rather be with an Manimal
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i’d rather be with…
i’d rather be with an Manimal
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said one, two, three, four, five against one
five, five…five, five…five against one
one, two, three, four, five against one
five, five…five, five…five against one
I’ve been developing a pilot for Extremo the clown called Vanimal, but instead of morphing into animals, he rapes everybody.
Actually, I loved this show as an 11-year-old kid and love my memories of it to this day, unironically. Fuck J.R. Ewing.
I remember this show, and I liked it. But, that’s probably because I was 5, and my mom watched Dallas, and that show was boooorrrrrrriiing to a 5 year old. People turning into animals and fighting crime seemed pretty awesome. So, in short, this would have been a hit, if they just slid it into saturday morning cartoons instead of primetime. ps. 5 year olds are pretty fucking dumb.
Not nearly as good as the much less remembered classic, Tanimal, where Scott Baio could turn into George Hamilton. But he didn’t help police solve crimes, he helped babes have good times.
The legs of a flea, the dick of a tapir and the mind of a man.
This post is out of date. He’s married now. It’s Simon MacCorkindale-Cumberbatch.
I’m not sure precisely what it is about the banner pic, Maybe the color saturation and unholy combination of Nic Cage and mountain goat babies but it’s making me nauseous
Brit Simon MacCorkindale is just about the best name ever.
Any Manimal remake should be on the lighter side (umm, sorry Mr Dave Berg) with his super powers coming from a horrible Sex Panther cologne overdose.
Will Ferrell to make a cameo as required by law.
Manimal sounds like something you order at In-n-Out and then you have the runs for the rest of the day. Just like that time I ate out your mom.
*karate kicks a kola*
That was funny. Of course, I’m stealing it.
This one time.
Manimal had to fight a NINJA!
But he didn’t know how to fight a ninja.
So he studied how animals fight.
And then he was able to fight the ninja.
AND IT WAS AWESOME!!!1
-Schoolyard discussion, circa Oct./Nov 1983