
I live in San Francisco, so obviously this is the most important story of the day for me. After the 49ers beat the Lions 27 - 19 in the late game yesterday, coach Jim Harbaugh (Commie Jesus, as we gluten-free homosexuals call him) presented the game ball to pass-catching doo wop singer Michael Crabtree, and introduced a couple special guests, Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson. Turns out the ice cream-lovers are in town this week to shoot a buddy comedy called The Internship.
Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson, who (in)famously paired up for the 2005 blockbuster "Wedding Crashers," are together again in a new R-rated romp, "The Internship." The two will play recently laid-off fortysomethings who hatch a diabolical scheme to land coveted internships at Google.
"We get free food, we get to play ping pong and take naps," Vaughn said of the role in a recent interview with The Huffington Post. "We find a way to get into the intern program and try to get a job there. It's fun to go back and do some R-rated comedies again." Vaughn himself penned the screenplay for the film, which will even feature a cameo by Will Ferrell. [HuffPo]
Sadly, it's being directed by Night at the Museum's Shawn Levy, who's only directed decent comedy if you count Real Steel. Nonetheless, I've got some pictures of the momentous occasion on the following pages. Try to guess if I included a Photoshopped picture of Vince Vaughn eating ice cream. SPOILER ALERT: I totally included a Photoshopped picture of Vince Vaughn eating ice cream. Vince Vaughn was born to ice cream. To see Vince Vaughn eat ice cream is to see a creature perfectly in its element, like watching water bead off a duck's back, or me in my underwear, Photoshopping pictures of Vince Vaughn eating ice cream into stuff.


"You banged Kate Hudson too? No way!"

"THIS GUY SAW DIORA BAIRD'S TITTIES!"

"I mean seriously, how big were they? Bigger in person? Show me using your hands."

"Bigger in person?! I knew it! Hooray!"

"Oh man, this is the best day ever. Bring it in, everyone! Titties on three!"




You know what’s fucked up? I didn’t bother reading the synopsis first and spent the better part of 45 seconds searching for Vaughn and his ice cream, hidden away in the background before realizing he was center frame.
Vince Vauhn eats ice cream
It melts and runs down his chin
Filmdrunk never sleeps
Just one misspelled name
melts a comment like ice cream
drips one creamy tear
Vince Vaughn has a real “Private Pyle” thing going in that photo.
I bet he calls each cone “Charlene” and drones on about his day between each bite.
Nice.
I was actually trying to think of a good Full Metal Jacket-inspired caption, but I had to rush to get the post up so I could make it to a screening of The Master. Great minds, yadda yadda.
Oh. Thaaat Private Pyle. Makes more sense now. I’m stuck in 60′s TV Land for some reason.
He also kinda looks like the hotels.com claymation guy.
In Slide 6 Owen Wilson tries to discreetly cover up his dick, He is in San Francisco surrounded by huge men and he does not wish to drive them into frenzy.
Hot Route means something totally different in San Francisco.
The look Vince Vaugh is giving in that handshake is “please don’t rape me…”
A cool creamy goodness
Sharing is a mans delight
Who took the napkin?
Vince Vaughn could do a good Jim Harbaugh. Oh MAN wouldn’t that be a good comedy? Comedians playing NFL coaches, going to any lengths to gain the upper-hand on the other before each Sunday?
Vince Vaughn: Jim Harbaugh
Will Ferrell: Pete Carroll
Richard Jenkins: Tom Coughlin
Craig Robinson: Lovie Smith
Patton Oswalt: Andy Reid
Ehh…
Ed Harris: Ken Wisenhunt
Leatherface: Mike Shanahan
That’s all I got. Trust me, it would be hilarious.
Danny Trego: Ron Rivera
Stephen Lang: Jim Schwartz
YES! I love it.
And of course, a cameo by Oliver Stone as Bill Belichick. Those guys look eerily similar.
Who’s? Ha ha, good sir, your ruse has been uncovered! You are no graduate of Columbia. Turn in your ascot this instant!
Yes, who’s, as in “who has…” Shawn Levy, who has only directed good comedy if… Dass right, ain’t it? Seems correct to me. I guess I could’ve just written out “who has,” but I’m a good country boy and prefer contractions. Cain’t gone tell me shit.
Dammit, I only read “who’s” and my brain filtered the rest out. OH SNAP! You told me!
How come nobody ever brings up the fact that Owen Wilson tried to kill himself? This is Hollywood, all the bad shit you’ve done is supposed to follow you around like the paparazzi.
“which will even feature a cameo by Will Ferrell”
Oh my, what a coup! You managed to get Will Ferrell to do cameo in a comedy movie made after 2002, stop the presses!