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- “And dats how I saved da rec center.”
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- “And you’re sure you don’t need me to dress like a woman?”
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- “Dost thou queefeth in front of me?”
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- “We’re here for the gangbang.”
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- “Your son calls himself Chet Haze?”
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- “I told you, it’s not a Newport.”
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- Needs more Rob Schneider.
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- “I hope these frat boys don’t hit us with bottles.”
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- A BLACK PILOT?!?!
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- It’s a ball, nerd.
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- In space… no one can hear you be handsome.
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- STAY DOWN.
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- “We want to suck… that’s all.”
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- Hey Jennifer Lawrence, what’s up?
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- Another Batman movie?
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- “I can’t believe Katie’s already on a date. Quick, make out with me!”
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- “Road head?”
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- Hugh Jackman with his other beard.
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- Lincoln, probably thinking about dudes.
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- “Now pitching, Braden Looper. Looper.”
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- Aw, poor widdle Wussell is tired.
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- SIGH.
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- If you look closely, you’ll see my hands are moving… in a wanking motion.
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- “We’re here to take a dump on your eyeballs!”
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- “Gang bang?”
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- “I can’t believe we both dated Jennifer Aniston.”
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- Aim for the producer.
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- They were two zombie-fighting prostitutes trying to have it all.
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- “That’s called Earth,” said the old jerk.
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- This looks fun.
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- “It’s an elevator going down, or an analogy for your IQ.”
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- This needs to be a jiggly GIF.
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- Haha, I drew on my wall once, too.
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- YAY!!!
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- “I’m getting too old for this sh*t.”
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- It’s like looking at my Temple.
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- “And now we bang you in.”
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- That Joaquin Phoenix, always sniffin’ farts.
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- “Do you mind? I’m re-hashing a character here.”
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- This is going to be a great Oscar speech. *wank*
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- “And I told that stool, I told it…”
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- “Loser has to bone the director.”
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- “I finally found you, Colonel Hydrox.”
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- More Q-Bert, PLZ.
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- “Knock knock, bro.”
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- “Boom, son.”
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- “Where for art thou, Lil Romeo?”
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- “Don’t cry, baby bro.”
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- “I ain’t scurred no ghost, bro.”
