Here’s Ashley Benson and Selena Gomez promoting Spring Breakers in Venice. Man, they are promoting the hell out of that movie. I don’t know how they do it, but it’s looking better and better. |via TheSuperficial|
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Ashley’s a boy’s name.
Don’t fret, mate. Your parents just made you tougher. You know, the whole boy named Sue mentality.
“Ashley’s a boy’s name.”
Bruce Campbell proved that in The Evil Dead.
As did Leslie Howard in Gone with the Wind.
(Of course–irony!–his real-life name was also ambi-sexual)
“What kind of boy has a name like ‘Ashley’?”
“A lucky boy!”
I keep feeling like this movie should have went to VOD straight away due to the nature of the content and the urge to have a boner in the privacy of my own filth covered home.
Ice cream nachos sound like something that Liz Lemon would eat.
And I would also eat them.
Kanye West Says Kim Kardashian Is Only Famous Because Of Her Sex Tape
Kim Kardashian says she only has sex with Kanye West because he’s famous.
… and black.
… and rich.
Women like having sex with Kanye because he always lets them finish,
*golf clap*
Selena’s wondering why the Bieber lesbian doesn’t have rockin’ tits like those.
If you’re not staring at those, you’re helping to bring on the 1000 years of darkness. Be responsible, folks.
Jesus, Selena Gomez looks like she’s 5 years old in that photo.
Don’t you mean 5 years young? Alright, alright, alright!
The really strange thing is how she looks 65 years old AT THE SAME TIME