
This set photo from Stand-Up Guys is all I need to convince me to see this movie, but in case you needed an extra nudge, they just released the trailer, which you can watch below. Directed by Fisher Stevens (this creepy sumbitch) from a script by relative unknown Noah Haidle, the story follows Al Pacino’s character as he gets driven home from prison by his best friend, played by Christopher Walken, the latter of whom has been sent to kill him. But first they’re gonna raise some hell, raise their pants, raise the roof, drive fast cars, and snort drugs off bars, HOO-AH!
I’ve never seen anything from this director or writer (unless you count The Cove, which won a best documentary Oscar, which Stevens co-produced), and the fact that Lionsgate is dumping it into a mid-January release (traditionally the ditch behind the outhouse where studios quietly dump their biggest turds) doesn’t inspire much confidence. But is it just me, or does this look kind of… good? I’ll admit, I have quite a soft spot for regretful old men with their pants pulled up above their belly buttons.
“Wait, he’s quietly gazing into an old picture… LOOK OUT, THE OLD MAN’S ABOUT TO REMINISCE!” (*dives behind bar*)
Seriously though, Fisher Stevens is the creepiest looking man I’ve ever seen. He looks like a thirties gangster took his weaseliest henchmen and had him infiltrate an art school. “M’yeah, bawss, how’s my beret? M’yeah.”





Fisher Stevens looks like a second-rate Andy Serkis-impersonator.
It IS Serkis in his bodysuit!
“Sumbitch” is the greatest word ever.
It actually does look pretty good.
Also that sumbitch is from Hackers he tries to protect the Gibson computer but Angelina Jolie blows kissy faces at it from her 28.8 modem and it swoons and gives up the Davinci Code.
Or you could watch that sumbitch from short circuit get his fingers cut off by a burn victim with gardening shears…
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DARN YOU WELL CHOSEN TRAILER SOUNDTRACK! DARN YOU STRAIGHT TO HECK!
Yes, this totally looks like something that must be watched and I hate it for that.
JOHNNY FIVE IS ALIVE
“Mr. Stevens? Terence Howard called, he wants his hats back. Hold on…What? Oh, Terence says never mind, you can keep them, he has plenty more.”
he has atleast two of each one, just in case
Looks like Hector Salamanca got off the wheel chair!
Christopher Walken is a goddamn national treasure. This at least get added to my Netflix queue.
He looks like he probably tries to bring up Jodorowsky in every conversation he has.
You had my curiosity at “Walken & Pacino”, Stand-Up Guys. But Alan Arkin? Now you have my full, undivided
attentionmovie-goer’s bonerAre all Baby Boomer movies now just going to be old actors futzing around in high waisted pants and being confused by technology? So basically Abe Simpson plus Demolition Man plus Sneakers.
Give me five bees for a quarter.
Hey, remember when Michelle Pfeiffer was gonna’ marry Fisher Stevens? Dinosaurs didn’t walk the earth but boy weren’t those strange days.
And they split up because he cheated on her. THAT. Cheated. On MICHELLE PFEIFFER. He must have been off his meds.
Why does Hollywood pretend that the first thing a convict does upon release from prison is something other than banging a hooker?
That was the plot of 48 Hours, as far as I remember. That Eddie was really looking for some tranny action was never stated explicitly, but it was pretty clear from the subtext.
I went to an Adam Corolla stand up show and he told a tale about how he did his touchdown dance at Jimmy’s house that scared off Tom Cruise and Tom’s mom. The dance was him squatting just like Al up there and mock shitting the football. I want to see this because Al makes me think about a drunken Adam mock shitting a football in front of Tom Cruise’s mommy.
Ha! In Scarface, Alexander Sosa’s henchman (Mark Margolis), who Al Pacino shot in the head, is now the guy ordering the hit on Al Pacino! WEIRD.
But yes, maybe it’s just a really well cut trailer, but this looks better than good, this looks REALLY good. Or maybe it IS really good, but the studios figure people don’t have any interest in watching a bunch of old guys do stuff. And sadly, most current movie audiences probably don’t, even if they are three (four? Mark Margolis is really awesome) insanely great actors.
Fuck, I’ll be there.
I’m all for the drug snorting and the Grand Theft Auto and the C-Walk-Pacino-Arkin trio, but God help me if the second half of this movie turns into something life-affirming like the Bucket List, I’m walking out.
/haha I mean Walken out. *seltzer blast*
“Remember when I said I’d scarf you last?”
“That’s right Matrix, you did!”
“I lied.”
Holy crap…this did look pretty good.
Thanks to Filmdrunk, this image is already so deeply ingrained in my psyche there is no way I’m not going to see this.
They’ve got my $15.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but is that none other than Rod Blagojevich in the role of the priest, delivering the line about how a Hail Mary isn’t going to get Pacino out of this? If it wasn’t Blago, I’m just going to pretend that it is, because wow.
Close. It was Assistant U.S. Attorney David Vasquez.
I heard Deniro turned down a role in this to make a rom com with Katherine Heigl and Kate Hudson.
Don’t tease me, convincing trailer. You better be good. We deserve a good Walken movie AND Pacino movie.
I was all set to make a ‘high. wasted. pants.’ joke, because i assumed it would be a train wreck , what with it being a modern Pacino film and all.
But that actually looks quite good, and now I don’t want to make fun of it.
Damn.