I swear I keep trying to use that 'FUTUREBEARD' picture from The Hunger Games, but FilmDrunk's servers keep putting this Hick pic up instead.
Well hot damn! After one hell of a long dry spell, we’ve finally got some DVDs that’ll make you wet. The biggie this week is The Hunger Games, which considering it’s based on a young adult novel, is really much better than it has any right to be. Besides Jennifer Lawrence and her curvacious bow, there’s Hick, the delightful little indie flick pictured above, and The Raid: Redemption, that insane looking Indonesian action flick. Those films alone should be enough to declare this week a winner, but there’s so much more. We’ve got Christian Slater, Val Kilmer, and even Danny DeVito. There’s an Oscar nominated documentary, lots of films about murderers -both real and fictitious, some people buried alive, and some revolutionary zombies. All that and also a movie that has such a NSFW trailer, I’m actually a little nervous about sharing it.
The DVDs:
The Hunger Games
Hick
The Raid: Redemption
Assassin’s Bullet
Breathless
Girl Walks Into A Bar
Kill List
Tonight You’re Mine
Paradise Lost 3: Purgatory
The Snowtown Murders
The A Plate
Coffin
Sophie And Sheba
Juan Of The Dead
Community College
The Life And Death Of A Porno Gang
Can’t guess which flick is about people buried alive? (It’s Coffin.) Want to know which film has a NSFW trailer? (It’s the one with ‘Porno’ in the title.) Think it might include some bestiality? (It certainly seems to.) When you read, do you automatically skip parenthetical asides? (Not if you’re reading this sentence.) If so, the only way to get answers to those questions is to keep reading on the next page. If you think reading any more about this week’s DVDs will just result in some unwanted attention from law enforcement (oh, it will; things are gonna get mighty dark) then just mosey on over to the Netflix page by clicking here.
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Surely Community College is an Asylum-esque bid for the confused grandparent market?
Nothing but Trouble? You Lil Debbul!
If I win, I get another bowl of cereal.
Fucking fantastic.
And for being a banker! That’s double death!
How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?
Full disclosure: After the double banker comment I went to IMDB to look for the best quotes from it. And found this. I don’t even know what day it is anymore.
You people are sick, wicked, funky, misanthropic, co-dependent animals! And I won’t have my sister, who was once the Queen of the Mardi Gras, sitting at a table with a pickle-shooting train!
FLEEEEEPEEER’S DEAD?!?
Full disclosure: I love this movie so goddamn much, I don’t have to look up the quotes. Also, I own the soundtrack on compact disc.
Hunger Games isn’t a great movie or anything, but shaky cam action sequences aside, it’s a solid effort. I mean, the obviously put some effort into it, instead of just phoning in what was sure to be a cash cow no matter what.
Plus, Jennifer Lawrence is a badass Katniss.
If you haven’t seen Paradise Lost 3 yet and plan on it be ready for repeated graphic photo of dead mutilated 7 yr old boys to be shown full screen without warning. Just a heads up as when I saw it the first time it was one of the most jarring things I’d ever witnessed. And I paid to see the Street Fighter movie.
Put in the promo code* “Vince Frots While Thinking About Under-Aged Girls” at checkout to receive jack-off with your purchase of “Hick”
*Use of code may also add you to certain government watch lists.
Good god after seeing “A Serbian Film” on more than one occasion I almost reer back in fear at the thought of watching this trailer….
for Life and Death of a Porno Gang…
I was underwhelmed by A Serbian Film. I think I made it out to be more than it was before I watched it because it wasn’t nearly as shocking as Irreversible or Martyrs.
Or Antichrist. Fucking Chaos Reigns bro.
The Raid: Redemption. I saw this a month ago and whilst there is some top notch violence, although nothing too gratuitous, the plot makes less sense than Prometheus. SWAT they are not. There are no tactics, unless trying to get out alive is a tactic.
mmmmmmm. fat val kilmer. talk about soul food.
The Raid: Redemption was fucking awesome! Yeah, the language is extremely ugly to listen to. But this is a non stop action with little dialogue and a very sweeet fight choreography!
So, are you David Giler or Walter Hill? Or should I duck as that joke goes overhead?
I’m so lazy I didn’t even bother to check if that movie had any writer/producers that would make the joke work. Anyhow, easy choice -Walter Hill.
You’re really into the whole underage girls idea huh? Trying to justify your sick pov with violence=good, underage sex=bad is just disgusting.
Lighten up, Francis.
I would if it was presented in a funny way, but this is straight up promoting pedophilia. Doesn’t matter if the author likes to jerk off to 15 year old girls, keep that shit to yourself.
Wait. You don’t like to jack to 15 year old girls? What’re you gay or something??
Interesting sidenote: Vince chose to censor the first use of the word ‘cock’ in The Life And Death Of A Porno Gang but not the second. COCKS.