James Franco and Harmony Korine are best known for collaborating on visual art projects about naked cholo chicks riding BMXes and carving “BRAD RENFRO” into Franco’s arm, so when it was announced that they’d be working together on the very genre-seeming Spring Breakers, starring a bunch of Disney Channel teenyboppers as bikini bank robbers, needless to say, we were intrigued. My Dicknose-sense still tingling, we were next treated to the above images of Ashley Benson and Vanessa Hudgens (who co-star with Selena Gomez and Heather Morris), with James Franco looking like a dude I’ve been informed is not Kevin Federline, but actually Riff Raff. I’m not even going to get into who that is, except to say that I could’ve done without that information. Aaaaaanyway, today they released the first clip from the film, which will premiere at the Venice Film Festival next month. It’s actually pretty boring, just the girls sitting around shooting gun fingers at each other, talking about how boring suburbia is. Gun-fingering each other, if you will. Oh wait, did you think it was something else? I guess I could see how that headline could be misleading. Ha, I just got that!
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It’s something you do with your fingers.
/it’s just the lyrics.
Somewhere Disney Channel teenybopper, Sheeya LaBweff is scoffing at their attempt at distancing themselves from their early work.
oh, Vinny! yes, I did think you meant something else, haha! speaking of fingers, i broke mine clicking on the “Read the rest of this entry” link, so I should probably head off to the emergency room now… “fingerbang” haha… what a trickster! Ow.
How do I approach my wife about seeing this movie without sounding like a pervert?
I would approach from across the house, that way by the time you get to her you’ll have already stated all the creepy things and she’ll just here “go see movie tonight?”
I suggest fingerbanging her first.
while wearing Hawaiian board shorts and holding a Beer bong….30% of the time, works every time…
Just deflate her a little, put her into your fanny pack and give the kid your ticket. All good.
Every day is White Boy Day for James Franco.
You’re a monster.
The solution to suburban ennui is bank-robbing? What happened to going away to college and being a temporary lesbian?
I don’t think everyone there is so sad because the grass is brown, I think it’s because this whinging white girl is having her emotional period all over the place. If I had to be around her I’d sure finger-bang my brains out.
Hey, screw you!!!
HOLD MY CALLS.
*uses dog’s paw to knock rotary phone receiver off the base*
DADDY’S GONNA BE BUSY TODAY.
So it’s Riff Raff he looks like, why didn’t I see that… Cool! Also the girls… So sweeet! Harmony never disappoint…!
Demi Lovato used to be in this but she cut herself out.
Too soon!
…wait… is this too soon? Who’s Demi Lovato again?
She’s that girl… that cut herself… that did that other thing… that made her famous..
“Gun-fingering each other, if you will. Oh wait, did you think it was something else? I guess I could see how that headline could be misleading. Ha, I just got that!”
You son of a bitch.
Dammit Vince! What I am supposed to do with this erection now? Not cool man. Not cool.
All the internet money you’ll get from that headline better save us from a slideshow sometime in the future.
Riff Raff is actually the best.