
It was October 2010 when we were first introduced to Tret the Parkour Dog, but we remember it like it was yesterday, the way the super jacked Staffordshire Terrier mauled its way into our hearts like that. Tret’s owner recently released a new video, but it was Tret who did most of the owning, hurdling cars, climbing up sheer rock walls, and generally making all obstacles his kennel bitch. It’s like he’s been doing nothing but eating Jack Links and chugging Xience energy drinks for the last two years (XXXTREME NUTRITION FOR XXTREME DOGS! TICK TICK TICK… WOOF!). Tret follows cats up trees and switches to hawk when he gets bored of the taste.
So when do we get a movie about Tret? We’ve got a parkour-based Oliver Twist coming from Red Bull and an NYC-set parkour movie starring Taylor Lautner, but I’ll take dog parkour (barkour!) over llama parkour any day.
[via AB4G]



All the internets. Won. Someone give this dog an award…and a steak…and a room full of horny bitches.
Parkour dog was already awesome just by wearing those goggles. Then he started to run!
I want to be that awesome.
This is the best ever.
Give this dog all the prizes. Much better than a standard agility course.
As much as I love this I keep thinking of Ed Helms, Steve Carrell and Rainn Wilson yelling “PARKOUR!” before throwing themselves off a dumpster
This dog is awesome, but our little Rusty is pretty amazing too. I was starting to think I’d never be able to teach a dog to operate a rectal endoscope, but the little guy really kept at it and today he’s an old hand!
If he was a black Lab that video would have ended right before the 2 minute mark
DAS RAYCESS!
That right there is a dog who loves his job. I see so many service dogs walking around in agony, leading blind people to Walgreen’s on the bus. You know they’d just love to quit that shitty job if it weren’t for the benefits package and monthly paternity payments they owe to that slut who swore she was fixed.
“What…what is this? Is this the new Airbud Trailer? I LOVE IT! Somebody call someone from Twilight” – Every Disney exec 5 minutes ago
I demand, demand!, a Turner & Hooch remake with this dog and C-Tates. If that happened, I could finally go to Valhalla in peace.
Oh dear god, this is just the best. That’s it, we had a good run internet. Time to go home, this dog just won the internet and there is no reason to try to top it.
Would this be considered Bark-our?
AIRBUD 6: EXTREME BARK-OUR
That awesome dog performed more athletically than I have in my entire life by 00:09.
Trained with careful application of cocaine and bitches in heat.
Ezio Auditore’s soul inhabited a dog body.