This is a screencap of an article that came up in my Google Reader this morning. Now I see it every time I close my eyes. The file says it’s a still-image .jpg, but I could swear the eyebrows keep revving at me lasciviously. They’re moving, aren’t they? Are sure this isn’t a .gif file? I think something’s wrong with my computer. I need to talk to our IT guy. And my therapist.

[the article, by the way, comes from this interview with LaBeouf, in which he comes off his usual mix of refreshingly candid and sounding coked out of his face. Sadly, the Hollywood Reporter has since changed their headline. Perhaps partly because it was misspelled.]