
Originally titled The Hand Job, Maggie Carey’s since-renamed The To-Do List, due out next Valentine’s Day, is about a high school student played by Aubrey Plaza who decides to get off a lot before going off to college. If the recently released red-band trailer is any indication, her experience will come not from the hands or mind of Donald Glover (NBC comedy BFFs OMGZ), but from the tongue, which will most assuredly be followed by the sort of droll wisecrack we’ve come to expect from Plaza, non-cunnilgus division.
The rest of the cast is made up of a who’s who of Warming Glow-approved TV personalities, including Bill Hader (Carey’s husband), Alia Shawkat, Connie Britton, Scott Porter, Adam Pally, and most importantly, Rachel Bilson ( > Anna). Is there a shot of Bilson dancing in her bra with the door open, which is something attractive older sisters do all the time? You better believe it. Considering the movie takes place in the 1990s, it remains to be seen whether she’s gettin’ jiggy to the Spin Doctors or the Gin Blossoms. Stay tuned. Until then, here’s a GIF.




I wish Donald Glover would perform cunnilgus on me.
Er, I mean Rachel Bilson! Boobies! Yay!
I wish Crispin Glover would perform cunilingus on Donald Pleasance.
Yay another movie with adult high school students!
I love Plaza to death but seriously, she is 28 years old. Are there no talented teenagers or early 20s in Hollywood? (becomes aware of something called the Disney channel, fully understands the situation now)
Aubrey Plaza looks like a snarky Disney princess.
I mean that in a nice way.
I have the weirdest boner right now.
I have what Nussy’s having
I do not find Audrey Plaza funny. I’m not sure why.
I love Aubrey Plaza and Donald Glover but boy this movie looks bad. I’ll wait for the clips of her doing sex acts leak to the internet and wash my hands of the rest.
After the sex acts clips leak, I’ll be needing to wash my hands too! HYOOOOOOO
Sorry, I’ll leave now.
Eh, hopefully they make a better trailer cuz it could be funny. Donald Glover going down on Aubrey Plaza was something thought only to be imaginable in the wildest of dreams. Also, I’ve been waiting for this gif….here goes…. *clears throat*
BRAUBREY PLAZA
I’ll take my award for outstanding comedic thought process now.
just went back and saw that gif again. that’s not Aubrey Plaza. the wait continues….