
What with The Avengers and The Dark Knight Rises and all the good superhero movies we’ve had lately, Wolverine has sort of gotten lost in the anticipation shuffle (there’s also the matter of the last X-Men movie being a prequel that took place without him). But as you can see from these set pictures from New South Wales (Australia), there’s still a Wolverine movie being directed by James Mangold (3:10 to Yuma) set for July 2013 (the sequel to X-Men Origins: Wolverine), whether anyone wants one or not.
In the film, Logan begins a forbidden romance with a Japanese woman whose hand in marriage is, unfortunately, promised to another man. Since Logan won’t take “no” for an answer, it puts him into battle with her father and her samurai-sword-wielding brothers and Silver Samurai. [SuperheroHype]
And at some point, apparently, Wolverine grows a big beard and moves to a logging town to get a blue collar job and avoid his superhero responsibilities. …Really, screenwriters? We’re doing this one again? The thing where the protagonist’s selfish refusal to accept responsibility is represented by his facial hair? Even The Dark Knight Rises had that. Man of Steel has it, and that’s not even out yet (I think he’s a fisherman in that). At this point, it’d be easier to count the superhero movies that don’t have that scene. Screenwriters desperately need to find another visual shorthand for “protagonist accepts his responsibility” that doesn’t involve cutting his hair and shaving his mountain-man beard. You guys have any ideas? I was thinking something involving a foam cowboy hat, but I haven’t really fleshed out the details.
[pictures from WENN via SuperheroHype]







He had a beard in that Kate and Leopold movie too. Her name was Kate.
Well. Played.
I saw some other photos over the weekend of him shirtless. SHIRTLESS. and RUNNING. how did these not make the post!?
in character from the set, i mean
WELL LA DEE FRICKIN’ DA, A CAMEO WHERE HIS ONLY LINE IS “GO FUCK YOURSELF” ISN’T GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE VINCEINATOR TO CONSIDER HIM BEING “IN” X-MEN: FIRST CLASS.
Actually, I don’t give a shit. Sorry for the caps.
I wonder if he’ll have a half-finished whiskey bottle and a lone Chinese takeout container in his fridge as well.
“And at some point, apparently, Wolverine grows a big beard and moves to a logging town to get a blue collar job and avoid his superhero responsibilities”…
My brother did this once, but it wasn’t to avoid superhero responsibilities…it was to avoid legal responsibilities.
Scruffiness seems like a particularly weak metaphor when the character is already just varying degrees of scruffy.
Why in the hell are we still giving Hugh Jackman the Wolverine role? Hasn’t he crapped on it enough? Wolverine is a much-beloved hero in the Marvel canon. Why not try someone else who might actually be halfway decent at it?
/pushes up nerd glasses
//removes wedgie from anus
Hear hear. Someone less gay to play Wolverine this time.
/straightens Danzig shirt
//removes butt plug from anus
His beard isn’t going grey, it’s just laced with adamantium.
I really wish that 38 years ago, Marvel had made a deal with Warner Bros. for a crossover, and instead of “Wolverine,” the “Tasmanian Devil” had joined the X-Men.
Hugh Jackman could still play him in the movies, but with more energy.
This one worked pretty well: [images.wikia.com]
Wouldn’t his healing factor ensure that anytime he trimmed his beard it would immediately grow back?
That reminds me of an old “Superboy” comic where the local barber wondered why young Clark Kent never came in for a haircut (it was because his hair was invulnerable and would break the scissors). So does Superman shave with a kryptonite razor, or what?
[Alright, I'll do it myself: (shouts) NERD!]
Back in the day I actually bought a Wolverine comic based on how cool he looked with a shaved head: [goo.gl]
In that story his hair grew back and restyled itself into his usual Wolverine hair within a matter of days. So… yeah. Dunno what that means for Wolverine beards.
Means with that news X23 may gave a few less suitors.
His hair should grow slow as hell, if at all. His healing factor should slow the life cylcle of his follicles. Hair is dead and gets pushed out of the follicle. His shit should stay alive longer. Wolverine should be a twink, not a bear.
That Chris Claremont was full of shit, man.
What if instead of the beard allegory the go in the magic mike direction and they become oiled up super muscular strippers and when the time comes to be a hero they hang up there assless chaps. BAM i did it where is my oscar or nobel.
This is getting ridiculous. It’s been a while since I’ve read “The Hero With a Thousand Faces” but I don’t remember the proverbial hero of the monomyth at any point going through a “Grizzly Adams” phase on his journey.