
This is Rocket. A raccoon who fight aliens. Seriously.
Among the many exciting announcements at Comic Con 2012 in San Diego was Marvel’s declaration that the Guardians of the Galaxy would indeed be getting their own film prior to the Avengers sequel, and the characters would also be featured in that second installment, what with their love of fighting Thanos. This put an end to the rumor that wasn’t really a rumor and gives us an idea of just how enormous of a spectacle Joss Whedon’s second Avengers effort will be.
However, depending on how you look at it, today’s Guardians news might be good or bad. Nicole Perlman, who wrote the current screenplay, has been booted. She’s being replaced by Chris McCoy, who has basically zero experience. Bold strategy, Cotton.
Nicole Perlman wrote the previous draft. Perlman is graduate of Marvel’s now-defunct writing program who wrote two space-themed biopics: Challenger, about the 1986 Space Shuttle disaster, and an untitled Neil Armstrong project.
While he has yet to achieve a produced credit, McCoy is considered to have a lot of heat as a writer. The scribe has had three of his specs land on the Black List: Get Back in 2007, Good Looking in 2009 and Good Kids in 2011. His scripts have been praised for their quirky comedic bent. (Via THR)
On one hand, I kind of feel bad for Perlman. But on the other hand, no I don’t. This is Hollywood. Writers are replaced left and right. So what does this mean for Guardians of the Galaxy? Probably a whole bunch of nothing. What actually concerns me is THR’s little revelation of the characters that will be used, as the Guardians had a few different lineups.
… the movie’s lineup will include Drax the Destroyer, a human resurrected as a green warrior with the sole purpose of killing Thanos (the villain in the Avengers final-scene tease); Groot, a giant tree-man; Star-Lord, a gun-toting half-human/half-alien intergalactic vigilante; Rocket Raccoon, a genetically engineered animal with a knack for guns and explosives; and Gamora, the last survivor of her species who was saved by Thanos to be his assassin but now battles him.
That’s right, a talking raccoon. Like this…

But it’s unfair to just assume things based on a small news story, and I’ll give McCoy the benefit of the doubt until he proves me wrong. But in case he’s looking for a good jumping off point, I’d just like to suggest this crazy little idea that I’ve had – I’m not even sure if I’ve ever shared this before – and he can check that idea out by clicking right here.



Badass. Cast Ron Perlman so there’s still some Perlman in this project
No love for Rhea Perlman?
I wrote something about this here… [godhatesgeeks.com]
I really hope they don’t screw this up.
I’d also love to see a full blown Annihilation/Nova movie(s) and Cosmo the psychic dog and all the heralds of Galactus and Galactus and the what if Aunt May herald where she bakes Galactus planet sized pies. Its a very modest request
Aliens hate getting their trashcans ransacked. Shrewd move, Marvel.
I’m sorry, are you suggesting that an alien-fighting raccoon with a rocket launcher is not a major selling point? Because I’m ready to give them my money right now.
Rocket Raccoon is great. He’s basically every crazy badass gun-loving anti-hero cliche rolled into one, only two feet tall and covered in fur.
But no Mantis? What, Hollywood bigwigs don’t think Americans will watch a movie with two green female leads?
I hate raccoons and their disease-spreading kind. And I reaaaaally hope they don’t mean tree-man like that tree-man from Indonesia, cause that sh*t’s nasty.
Dan Abnett and Andy Lanning made Rocket Raccoon one of my favorite characters on their GotG run from a few years ago. How can you not love a wisecracking raccoon with a penchant for heavy weaponry?
I love him in a comic book. I’m terrified of the translation to a film.
Ok Rocket Racoon being on the team means the movie is about him now? Way to show no knowledge of the source material, pretty sure if he wasn’t in the line-up the fans would be extremely pissed.
Sometimes I write tongue-in-cheek headlines to trick people into logging in to write angry comments without reading the post. It’s this thing I do.
Sounds like Mr Electric Ocean was *puts sunglasses* SHOCKED by the headline.
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
(i’ll see myself out, thank you)
+ Juan for TheLos210
I love these kinds of comments. Sure, in the comic book he may be the most incredible character in the world. And that would mean a lot, the source knowledge that you speak of, if this were a post about a comic book. This is a post about a MOVIE ABOUT A COMIC BOOK, so what I’m essentially saying – and not even in a mean way, as evidenced by saying I’ll give the guy the benefit of the doubt – I’m not sure that a talking raccoon will translate well to a movie screen, because have you ever seen Howard the Duck?
But I want Mr Electric Ocean to just admit that he didn’t read the post. Just admit you only read the title and the photo caption. Because otherwise you wouldn’t have posted such a snarky comment if you actually read the whole post.
Burnsy, you ignorant slut.
I checked the source material for Green Lantern and that was really good, so I don’t know what happened with that movie.
See also: Daredevil, Fantastic Four, yadda yadda, etc.
The best would be if Thanos used the Redneck gem to give himself a Git-R-Done hat, ran over Rocket Racoon in a monster truck, cooked the varmint, and ate him in front of all of Earth’s heros. Mephisto would try to poison the hot suace but it wouldn’t work.
I would watch this movie, hard, and buy all the toys
Get Back’s a very good, very quirky script about 2 guys who discover the Parliament Funkadelic spaceship, which turns out to be a time machine, and then go back to 1960s London to prevent Yoko Ono from breaking up the Beatles, but instead one of the guys falls in love with her. It’s exactly the kind of thing that studio execs read and say, “Well, this is great but there’s no way in hell we’re making it, but let’s give this guy a shot at writing a movie based on an action figure and see what happens.”
That sounds incredible. Where do I give them my money?
Good one, Vince?
That GotG run was one of my favorite comics ever. The interplay between Cosmo and Rocket Raccoon was phenomenal.
That said, I have NO idea how you don’t make this come off as completely ridiculous in a movie.
You probably think Groot is a pine tree your so stupid.
Words cannot describe how ashamed He is that He knows what you are talking about.