
To date, Marvel’s The Avengers has grossed roughly $1.5 billion worldwide, and that’s before the DVD and Blu-Ray have even been released. Most of us can’t wait to drop $28 on a shiny gold case for a 3D disc that we’ll never use, but damn it, we need that special edition 3-disc set. Oh, and don’t forget the Marvel box set that comes with its very own Tesseract case and a bevy of special goodies that will make you forget that it still includes a sh*tty Hulk movie.
You’d think with all of that and the millions of dollars that will come with it, Marvel wouldn’t really care about a few more bucks. WRONG. Apparently we can all haul our asses back to the theater this weekend to re-live the big screen experience, because Marvel has re-released The Avengers, so says Thanos. Oh, and the Avengers Facebook page, too.

Don’t worry about trying to examine that Thanos pic to see if it reveals anything about the possibility of the Avengers sequels incorporating the Infinity Gauntlet, because I already did that. After 16 hours of examination – including infrared analysis and waterboarding random homeless people – I can confirm that there are no hidden eggs on the picture. And that just confirms my belief that Marvel will use the Infinity Gauntlet plot.
Meanwhile, adding to the hilarious gag reel that you’re never allowed to watch until you buy the DVD, the alternate beginning, and deleted scenes, I uncovered this incredible original battle scene that only Joss Whedon has seen.



According to boxofficemojo, it was never actually out of theatres (in the USA, anyway), although admittedly it was down to $238K from 142 screens last week. Heck, that wouldn’t pay for the Hulk’s shawarma.
Hey, a contributer named Ashley? We gots some gender equality up in the TD? That’s hot. Pfft, knowing my luck she’ll really be a bald guy from Florida.
(Because that never gets old, right?)
Its Burnsy and he is a guy from Florida.
Wow, way to kill a fantasy. *cancels dirty email he was going to send to ‘Ashley’*
Ham, you’re joking, yes?
Wait, Al is a chick?
No joke bros
Robin is a poof now?!
*FD
So I watched that fight scene thingy, like, ten times, and… what the fuck?
I read that the Special Edition briefcase collection could be cancelled because of a lawsuit by the makers of some briefcase.
Burnsy, will you join me in rioting if we can’t get that collection?
I hope re-releasing movies that have barely been out of theaters doesn’t become the next “thing”. Why are they doing this, as if everyone who wanted to see it didn’t see it already, multiple times even. It seems like they are just trying to squeeze a buck (with no word on added scenes) and that’s a shitty, annoying reason.
uh, Ang Lee’s Hulk was frickin awesome, you better be talkin bout that Ed Norton piece a trash!