I'll admit, I don't usually think it's my place to post paparazzo pictures of Twilight actors, but I saw this one and couldn't stop laughing. Pictures of Twilight actors have that effect on me, it seems. "Unnnnngggggghh, sorry girl, should've turned the phone off vibrate."
Anyway, that's Kellan Lutz - he of Twilight and "you wanna see my sh*t?" underwear commercial "fame" - hanging out with his girlfriend, Sharni Vinson (excuse me, ma'am, your name seems to be missing some consonants) on Roberto Cavalli's yacht in San Tropez. Whatever, bro, I ain't jealous of your glamorous life. I'll be hanging out with my dog later today in Martin Luther King Jr.'s city park in San Francisco. As for his girl, I think I speak for all of us guys when I say "Too skinny, 2/10, would not bang."
Seriously though, way too skinny for my tastes. I like a girl who looks like she'd at least get winded after 10 or 15 minutes of me chasing her. Also, that swimsuit looks like a 17th-century fop jizzed ruffles on it.
"Kellan" and "Sharni." Seriously. I'm going to punch the next white person I see.
"No, I like YOUR nipples!"
[via Celebslam, more pictures there]
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That is the ugliest effing swimsuit I’ve ever seen.
I don’t care what anyone else says, no matter how hot you are, you’re a 1 if you’re wearing something that ugly. Jimminy Christmas. The only thing she could have done to make it worse would have been to throw some uggs into the mix.
I had no idea Austin Powers made swimwear.
I’m actually super pleased by these pictures b/c I went to high school w/ Kellan and I really don’t want to be jealous of him. Now that I know his girlfriend looks like that, I don’t have to be.
She’s way too skinny. All she needs for a bikini top are 2 eye patches and a foot a half of string.
but why is he wearing khaki pants on a yacht? i bet it’s because he’s self-conscious of his legs.
Gotta be careful banging a girl like that; one wrong move, broken hip bone.
HAHAHAHA. Listen to you guys. You’re like Tim Gunn over here. “That swimsuit is just ATROCIOUS! Frilly lace??? Paging CAPTAIN HOOK! DESIGNERS!!!!”
She could be wearing a big dirty, scratchy pancho….she’s fuckin’ smokin. And I also like a woman with more meat on her bones, but that is QUITE an ass.
Obligatory Pacino from Heat quote.
EDIT: Actually I didn’t even notice it was a slideshow. Her ass is in fact not all that and a bag of chips. It’s just really scrunched up and bubbly in that first picture. Let’s all continue making fun of her.
Looks like the Kramer’s girlfriend who was making the Puffy Shirts decided to move into swimwear.
I need to be at the gym in 26 minutes so I’ll keep this short. I’m just fine with her figure, but that 5 head is a major turnoff. She could give Peyton Manning a run for the money.
Definitely agreed about the Bene Gesserit forehead.
Truth about skinny chicks. Also it’s waaay too hard to get the dosages right for the tranquilizers when you try to use to use a blow gun on her. Even if your just a few cc’s off you could put the girl into a coma, which isn’t nearly as fun.
Is Lutz having a fat day or something? No wonder he didn’t get cast in Magic Mike.