CHEAP TRAFFIC-WHORING UPDATE: The other day I made the mistake of not turning Vanessa Hudgens’ striptease into a gif, but I’m not allergic to cash-money so I won’t be making the mistake of trying not to seem pervy ever again. Celebrate my lack of integrity here.
Oh right, the movie. So it seems like we’ve been hearing about Butter forever. Written by Jason A. Micellaf, it was a Black List script about a butter-sculpting contest as an allegory for the 2008 Democratic Primaries. Directed by Jim Field Smith (She’s Out of My League), it’s been almost a year since it played the Toronto Film Festival, but I guess The Weinstein Company wanted to save it for election season. Anyway, if I’m reading this correctly, the little black orphan girl is Barack Obama, Jennifer Garner is Hillary Clinton, Ty Burrell is Bill Clinton, and Olivia Wilde is a composite of Bill Clinton’s mistresses (probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said about them). Rob Corddry is the comic relief, which makes him… Joe Biden, I guess? Yeah, let’s go with that.
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If she doesn’t actually go full frontal my boner will be pissed.
racist ninjas are my greatest fear as a black man…and cyborg klansman. but this movie looks great, attractive actresses playing whores is always a plus…add in corddry and its all good
I hope someone questions whether the little black orphan girl really has faith in the Lard.
There are always crazy conspiracy theorists, but for the most part they’re margarinalized.
*boner breaks pants*
This trailer apparently skips over the most important part of the movie (Taken from SlashFilm’s early review of it from some festival) Spoiler?:
“And yeah, there is a sex scene between Twilight star Ashley Greene and Olivia Wilde which will be the talk of the internet, but its part of a subplot which feels almost completely unnecessary.”
IN WHAT UNIVERSE WOULD THAT FEEL UNNECESSARY?
“In a world without peckers…”
/movieguy voice
Man, I was so excited until I realized they’re definitely pulling some Black Swan shit and keeping clothes on, aren’t they?
I saw this at the Austin Film Festival last year. Lower your expectations now. There’s no nudity, but Wilde does wear some sexy outfits in the flick. The so-called “sex scene” is basically Greene and Wilde kissing briefly, then one of them going “down” off screen, the camera staying up on the other’s face. It’s nothing, lasts for just a few seconds.
The porn parody industry is gonna have a hard time finding anyone who looks a fraction as good as Olivia Wilde for their upcoming anal-centric take-off, Butt Her
Fucking Amen.
Fingers crossed for life-sized scandalous nude Rob Corddry butter sculpture.
Yeheh! A body only a caveman could appreciate.
Saw this movie at the Austin Film Fest. It’s terrible.
Enough about that; does Olivia Wilde get naked?
Vanessa Hudgens stripping GIF? You mean like this one?
Warning: That is to ShareNXS, one of those imagehosts perverts like yours truly use to post all sorts of NSFW content at the expense of being chock full of even more NSFW ads if you aren’t running half a dozen ad/js/flash-killing extensions. So keep that in mind.
or you could just give out the image address and skip all the scripts
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This movie has butter crafting and Olivia Wilde as a stripper. That was enough to sell me.
Jennifer Garner, Olivia Wilde and Ashley Greene? Great, now I just punched a hole through the bottom of my desk.
Alicia Silverstone was so hot in the 90′s!
Last Tango in Paris, Texas