As Yahoo astutely points out, Arnold Schwarzenegger actually signed into law some of the strictest fuel-economy rules ever enacted while he was governor, so maybe this new customized, $250,000 Mercedes Unimog U1300 runs on biodiesel, or better yet, hippies. Burning hippies creates excellent green energy, as long as you don’t mind the smell.
The former California governor is celebrating his long-awaited return to acting by purchasing a $250,000 Mercedes-Benz Unimog U1300, a multipurpose monster truck. The Terminator star unveiled his new ride on Thursday while driving around Santa Monica.
Described as the ultimate all-terrain vehicle, the Unimog has been designed to fight forest fires, perform rescue operations and perform military-related duties.
So how does a military grade vehicle handle the roads of Santa Monica? Well, Schwarzenegger’s Unimog had to be specifically modified by Mertec, a German company, to properly handle L.A. terrain. Although Schwarzenegger purchased his new Unimog for cruising beachfront cities, it is actually the choice army vehicle for many countries including the United States, Britain and Germany. [TorqueNews]
Yes, the “ultimate all-terrain” vehicle indeed, provided that terrain is rated for 10,000 pounds and has 15 feet of clearance. Not that I’m complaining. I’m all for the strictest fuel-economy rules, but I also don’t want to live in a world that doesn’t allow exceptions for Arnold Schwarzenegger to drive a ridiculously-huge car. Look what happened when the poor bastard tried to drive a Smart Car:
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I thought the best line in The Expendables 2 was Schwarzenegger saying “My shoe is bigger than this car!” (Actually, it’s more like “My shoo iz beegah dan dis kah.” )
So now he can say “But dis kah iz beegah dan my shoo!”
Just think of how many fat, middle-aged Mexican maids he can fit into that thing.
Well, when you have tiny testicles…
Pretty sure this Expendables 2 scene where Arnold breaks the Smart car’s door called for him to open it aggressively resulting in the door breaking due to his awesome strength and the car being tiny (the ensuing dialogue suggests so). Instead we have Arnold moving his hand to match what he knows will happen from reading the script. This Ahnuld comeback will be short-lived. Makes me sad.
That’s because, as evidenced by this and that “old sheriff” movie, he’s coasting by on being a caricature of his previous roles that actually made him famous. You can only work in “I’ll be back” so often before it stops being cute.
Haha. The door just floats away. It gets funnier and funnier the more I watch it.
Relevant: [www.cracked.com]
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“a multipurpose monster truck”
I have seen a lot of combinations of words before, like literally billions of different combinations of words…..
And that combination of words right there is easily one of the top 5 most confoundingly stupid combinations. If they could have worked in “Kardassian” or “synergy” it would have been the hands down winner.
Canyonero?
It’s not a Hummah.
Comment of My Lifetime!
You see, in dis scene my charactuh is so mad he pulls off deh cah doo-uh.
When we say it could run on hippies, are we talking oil carefully squeegeed off of free-range, grass-fed hippies, or actual, ground-up hippies? Cuz if we’re just talking hippie oil, I’m sticking with regular.
Remembuh when I sehd I’d fahlow fuel-econuhmee roolzz…. I lied
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