
When Chet Haze isn’t attending classes on the mean streets of Northwestern University, packin’ da clubs, or telling people that they’re pussies if they’re being bullied, he’s honing his skills as the rap game’s next big MC. Chet – AKA Chester Hanks, AKA Tom Hanks’ son – proudly proclaims on his Twitter account that he’s a self-made man, climbing the ladder in the hip hop world by earning mad respect and being a hard worker. And I agree with him. Because if his name were Chester Zmed, he’d definitely have a single being played on Syrius right now.
Last night, Chet took one more step toward hip hop mogul status with the release of his video for the hella tight single, “Do it Right”, which features the smooth playboy all in up some boo’s lady biz. We post this video not to mock Chet Haze, but to praise him. He is an inspiring force in the entertainment industry, with his daily Twitter affirmations to help make us want to be better people. Let “Do it Better” be your anthem for the rest of this week, as you pursue your dreams.
You know, before you realize your dad isn’t a world famous A-list actor that can’t provide you with any influence through affluence. Good luck!



Is there a shot in that video longer than 45 seconds? Chet Haze gots mad Final Cut skillz, dawg!
Yo this video be whack lets throw in some dope ass FLASH CUTS!!! #swag
Next time that I got a half naked lady on my couch, I’m going to flirtatiously sing into her mouth and not actually kiss her for like an hour. That apparently drives chicks wild.
For some reason I just want to call him Wilson
colin > chester
Pimpin’ ain’t easy, especially during finals.
haha
At the 1:28 mark it looks like he punches the girl in the face and she’s happy about it
Krispy Kreme and Chet need to do a colabo album. It would break the music industry
You know when you drink a lot of lemonade and you get that weird filmy stuff at the back of your throat and it makes you talk funny, like you have a bubble at the back of your throat? That’s what he sounds like to me…. Filmy throat bubble rap.
His makeup is done so horribly.
You can see the matte cover up that’s meant to reduce redness, there’s a distinct line at his jaw, his neck is quite red, but his skin is yellow-orange. It’s awful.
His dad needs to get him a better make up artist. XP
If I had the chance I’d play this song while I banging his mom
I miss the old Chet Haze…the one talking about drive bys, the hood, slappin bones, and all that shut that comes wit being a gotdamn gangsta. Now all he be doin is singin to broads and shit. More like Chet Drake nahmean?
Bring back the REALNESS!
Is he actively campaigning for the title of “Whitest Person on Earth?”
I bet he makes Tom Hanks very proud of Colin Hanks.
+1
^ haterz
read a book, read a book, read a mo’ fuckin’ book! brush yo teef, brush yo teef, brush yo mo’ fuckin’ teef! wear deoderant ni**a, wear deoderant ni**a
It ain’t eazy bein cheezy my neezy
I spit rhymes at Wilson and I run like Forrest
Catch me if you can but you can’t and you know dis
I be solvin’ crimes wit my boy Da Vinci
I be sufferin’ in Philly from the H to the IV
i didnt know J.J. Abrams directed that #LensFlares #YOLO #SeizeTheDay
Wow. If his career actually takes off, I may never need antidepressants again. It’s like watching your friend from Math Club’s try to act cool; sincere, and hilariously sad.
Ah, finally! A video and song that deals with the oft-neglected challenges to meeting women in night clubs. Kudos, Chester Haze! You’ve done western civilization a great service.
I think you meant to replace ‘night’ with ‘yacht’.
Chet Haze, always the snazziest dressed rapper in the club. Someone get him a Commodore’s hat. Stat!
This video = “What if Justin Warner from “Team Alton” was a spindly, douchey, weasley jive-talking wigger wannabe?”
(Also: Worst “What If?” comic ever.)
The only way to fight Chet Haze is with a liberal dose of Paul Barman.