Here is a home video of Tom Hardy, aka Bane in The Dark Knight Rises, rapping on the street whiOH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT BABY.
[clears throat]
I’m sorry. As I was saying, in this video, TDKR‘s Tom Hardy does a freestyle rap while carrying his son Louis in a babJESUS PETE THIS IS SO CUTE DO YOU EVEN SEE THE BABY’S FACE HOLY CRAP I’M JUST GOING TO DIE.
[mumbles “Damn it, DG. Pull it together. You can do this” to self, shakes head violently]
OK. Here we go. This is a video of Tom Hardy, who stars as Bane in the summer blockbuster The Dark Knight Rises, rapping on the street while carrying his son in what appears to bHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG THE BABY IS LOOKING AT THE CAMERA I REPEAT THE BABY IS LOOKING AT THE CAMERA.
Great. Now I’m pregnant.