
When Ang Lee debuted the first footage from his 3D adaptation of Yann Martel’s Life of Pi at CinemaCon a few months back, the 10 minutes of footage he showed already had the movie bloggers who saw it talking Oscar, and you know movie bloggers aren’t prone to hyperbole (sarcasm, sarcasm). Now that 20th Century Fox has released the first trailer (below), you can judge for yourself, even if you don’t have a neckbeard OR a collection of novelty t-shirts. As someone who enjoyed the book – a parable for religion about an Indian boy trapped on a lifeboat with a tiger, a zebra, and a hyena – my expert opinion is that the underwater zebra stuff looks pretty cool (though CG artists still can’t make realistic-looking waves, have you noticed that?), the music is a little… I dunno… butt-gazing, let’s say. Though it does look like Ang Lee has succeeded in creating that highly-stylized, ethereal movie world that Peter Jackson was trying to create in The Lovely Bones, but without all the child-rape.
Opens November 21st.




Looks epic!
The moral of the story? God will wreck your ship and leave you stranded on a lifeboat with a bengal tiger in the middle of the ocean for no apparent reason whatsoever.
Pi: Why have you forsaken me, Lord?
God: Ahh, I don’t know. Just ’cause.
Someone quick get this for next years draft under the Bomb Category.
This article reminded me to look up and laugh at Filmdrunk’s Lion-Tiger Debate of April ’12.
Does article = post? IT DOES NOW FUCKERS.
I was going to say this has no “name” for the box-office, but I notice Toby Maguire is in it. And Gerardo Depardieu as “Frenchman.”
Still…needs more Shia LaBeouf. Is it too late to digitally paste him in?
Crouching Tiger, Hiding Indian?
Ugh.
Ang Lee = Angry…in Engrish?
If all you’ve ever known is Lost… Time to watch a new f*ckin’ TV show.
You don’t know there’s no child-rape in this film. I understand it’s based off a book but how often does a studio stick to the book? And everyone knows child-rape is the biggest oscar-bait theme of them all, right behind British Accents and Meryl Streep. You just know some executive at Fox was going “I’m aware the book was a hit but if we really want the oscar, three words: bestiality…child…rape. Game over, man…game over.” (*snorts huge line off tranny’s ass, tweet’s about Jonas brothers concert from the night before*)
Needs more ‘tang.
..Orangutang.
i saw the trailer before prometheus. it looked cool, but the 3-d was pretty blurry at times (secretly hopes 48 fps will improve 3-d)
Meh.
Say what you will about Lovely Bones, just thinking about Stanley Tucci sends chills down my spine.
He was the one redeemable thing about that movie.
Good lord that looks phenomenal. AND it looks like they may have kept the weird floating carnivorous plant island. Maybe. SPOILER.
Carnivorous plant island was my favorite part of the book BY FAR.
Yeah that is surprising. When I heard this was being turned into a movie, I thought that was gonna be the first thing to go.
Brett Ratner was originally going to direct this but demanded the title be changed to “Love of Taco”.
I heard Sam Raimi was on board, but he demanded a scene with James Franco calculating pi.
Ang Lee’s got the visually stunning thing turned up to 11.
What is up with trailers constantly trying to conquer the world? This was the motion picture version of a hipster inspirational desktop.