
In what is perhaps the most important news of the millennium, it seems people who like to f*ck teddy bears would also like to f*ck the teddy bear in Ted, the $50-million-grossing film from Seth MacFarlane. “Plushies” are people who get off on stuffed animals – similar, but distinct from “Furries,” people who get off on dressing like stuffed animals – and they want to make Ted their mascot. Why not just move to San Francisco? When I want to meet a gay bear named Ted, I just walk three blocks.
“Ted” creator Seth MacFarlane has already been contacted by a XXX website that’s popular with Plushies, Clips4Sale.com, in the hopes they can acquire the rights to use Ted’s image and make him the site’s new mascot.
The site fired off a letter to Seth saying, “Not since Alf has there been this kind of excitement over a stuffed animal.”
The letter continues, “We are very serious and would like to engage in talks with you at your earliest convenience.” [TMZ]
That has to be weird for Seth MacFarlane. I wonder if other creators have to deal with this kind of thing. Were niche fetishes like this even around before the internet? Like, do you think anyone ever called up the Wright brothers and was like, “Hey, man, so we really like your plane, we’re huge fans of it. And… we were just wondering… can we f*ck it?”



I am deeply saddened to hear about the firing of this letter. To think we’re living in an economy so rough, even pieces of paper can lose their jobs…
P.S: I totally lost my virginity to a teddy bear. True story.
Is a plush is going to show up and indignantly explain that his fetish isn’t weird?
In fairness to the Plushie community, you did see how effortlessly he took that candy bar balls deep, right?
Those dudes must *really* want to fuck Robin Williams.
I’m assuming the plushies got tired of Tickle Me Elmo’s cock-teasing bullshit. PUT OUT OR GET OUT, YA SKANK!
Those people are sick. Get a life.
*checks to see if fart porn videos are seeding properly.
“And… we were just wondering… can we f*ck it?” I imagined Chris Farley delivering this line to Tom Hanks. You know why, Vince.
Are we jst gonna ignore the fact that these people want to fuck Alf?
We were TRYING TO! Jeez, thanks.
*tries to stab out the thought with a screw driver*
Orville and Wilbur make a dime everytime someone joins the Mile High Club. And a nickel every time someone writes a letter to Hustler.
Danzig would have played Ted less Plushie.
I’m not 100% positive that Vince is being entirely honest with himself about his stance on foot fetishes. I mean, just look at the picture he put up there. It’s nothing but silky legs & bear feet.
There had better be a plushie sexual position called ‘The Teddy Cockspin’
Is Ted a prequel to A.I. then?
I bet these people raped the shit out of Teddy Ruxpin.
They used to have to lock our old office building down when the furries/plushies came to town for Anthrocon(?) because they pretended to and/or actually peed in the plants in the lobby. It was extremely annoying.
Plushies don’t just like stuffed animals, they also like to Pound Puppies.
I always pictured the mascot for Plushies as Grimace from the old McDonalds commercials.
We need to move all these discussion to the back burner, folks, and move to: discuss – who is the chick in the picture in the blue dress?
But seriously, how is Larry Johnson not suing for copyright infringement at this point? “Slam Larry Johnson and his Grandmama, whatchu want?” B.I.G. 4eva
Glad to see some more fetish coverage here on FD, I thought you were going soft.