You’ve seen him voice Roger Rabbit, now hear Pee-Wee Herman do all the voices for the Dark Knight trailer. Is it too much to say that I’d watch an entire movie of this? Also, did he do a Krusty the Klown at the end of that? |JimmyFallon via Fark|

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UPCOMING SHOWS, UPCOMING SHOWS, UPCOMING SHOWS!!! Mark your calendars, dudes. I got some shows coming up. Stand up July 31 and August 11th in San Francisco, and a LIVE SCREENING some time in October/November in Chicago. Bookmark this page. |EVENTS|

Frotcast 108: Tacos, Time Shares, and Tosh with Laremy |Frotcast|

Sylvester Stallone’s son found dead |Film Drunk|

‘He Makes Damn Good Meth’: The Best Moments From The ‘Breaking Bad’ Panel At Comic-Con |UPROXX|

Even the cat is perplexed. [via FckYeahDementia]

Alison Brie Raps And Joel McHale Takes His Shirt Off In The ‘Community’ Season-Three Gag Reel |Warming Glow|

Theon Seems Cool: Our Takeaways From The 2012 ‘Game Of Thrones’ Comic-Con Panel |UPROXX|

Neil Gaiman Is Writing A New ‘Sandman’ Series. Be Still My Heart. |Gamma Squad|

The World’s Fattest Woman Is Losing Weight… Try And Guess How |With Leather|

More Coverage Of UPROXX At Comic-Con 2012 |UPROXX|

The 50 worst fighters in UFC history. ALAN BERUBY WAS ROBBED! MONSTAH LOBSTAH! |CagePotato|

Kanye West Might Have Been Frank Ocean’s Lover |TheSuperficial|

The 8 Hottest Iranian Actresses In Hollywood |Buzzfeed|

The Worst Song Of The Summer, 2012 |Videogum|

Lakers Fans Give Steve Nash A Keystone Light On The Freeway |Daily What|

Skateboarding is a Crime (with Tony Hawk) |College Humor|

Katy Perry: “My hair got caught in the wheels of my spinning peppermint bra.” We need to free her from this insidious device |Fark|

Why Does Getting Hit in the Testicles Hurt So Much? |MentalFloss|

In Pictures: Joss Whedon Hangs Out with the Unwashed Geek Masses |Pajiba|

Lines of Dialogue That Could Have Altered Entire Films |Unreality|

Kate Upton’s Nipples Have Outtakes |IDLYITW|

Nick Saban’s Daughter Accused of Catfight Beatdown |BroBible|

Cheeseburger Cheese Overload |WorkLOLs|

How Not To Jump Off A Dock |Unreality|

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